1.) first of all
2.) what
06.03.2026 22:29
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Can't remember the exact post, but there was like a picture of fried cheese sticks captioned with "I eat these disgusting things every day and it gives me the fuel i need to fuck my wife"
06.03.2026 19:57
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Child casino entertainment icon Chuck E. Cheese grew up in an orphanage called St. Marinara, he did not know when his birthday was, so he celebrated everyone else's birthdays with pizza
12.10.2024 21:18
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my favorite song!
06.03.2026 17:08
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unfortunately I have stopped stretching regularly and now my back is one of my ops
06.03.2026 17:08
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oh sick nice ty
06.03.2026 16:55
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mmmm soylent nut
06.03.2026 16:04
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the Obama/Biden adrenochrome trafficking affects global oil trade
06.03.2026 14:47
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understandable!!
06.03.2026 14:37
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"I don't think god would like this one" is actually the only anti-war argument the southern evangelical will entertain
06.03.2026 14:29
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The one stroke samurai could never jack me off that fast
06.03.2026 04:19
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[reads in the TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES beat to check the syllables]
05.03.2026 20:31
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yeah absolutely 100% wasn't aware it was coming bsky.app/profile/juli...
05.03.2026 20:24
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it's ok I like the way it stings a bit
05.03.2026 19:31
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pollen getting into my brain
05.03.2026 19:27
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😔
👊/||\_
_/¯ ¯\_
05.03.2026 19:12
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she's speaking at a press conference right now about DHS ops. I don’t think they told her she got fired loooool
05.03.2026 19:10
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What the hell was I talking about lmao
05.03.2026 19:09
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for real if I was a bee I'd be all up in that 😵💫
05.03.2026 19:04
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sweet beautiful little babies
05.03.2026 19:00
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The side of a bearded man's face, he has short brown hair and grey on the side, the collar and shoulder of a white collared shirt are visible, he is looking at the camera with bemusement, standing in front of a juvenile plum tree with white blossoms, a garden with natural brown mulch is visible in the background, off in the distance past the chainlink fence is a grassy field and bare trees
A brief break from the horrors to show you my baby plum tree popping the fuck off
05.03.2026 18:54
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(sadly rubbing where your bush used to be) who did this to you?
05.03.2026 18:43
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“It’s not that deep.” It is that deep. I am a well. Lower the bucket
05.03.2026 15:52
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he's gone full doodoo brain
05.03.2026 15:37
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wow that's a good one, thanks Bob
05.03.2026 00:43
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you frogot
04.03.2026 23:35
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we actually knew each other 10,000 years ago. we were both frogs and lived in a pond together but you forgot.
04.03.2026 23:35
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bro can you get the fuck
04.03.2026 19:20
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my spirit is free as a wild stallion, go to hell
04.03.2026 19:19
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What is the Book of Robert Fettuccini
04.03.2026 17:01
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