Friendly reminder that everyone who witnessed that embarrassing thing in 7th grade is thinking about it rn. Also there’s a spider on your leg

Nope, it's midnight and she's still out there yelling.

Well no, she was still running circles last night and came back first thing this morning.

My only saving grace is that at least some of the neighbors are starting to get a clearer picture of my situation.

First impressions are everything and this random stranger just decided to uproot both our lives for an entire week.

I think the worst of it has blown over. The liar circled around the ring road for hours and hours. But it's gotten me a load of bad attention and reputation that I won't be able to undo for months.

It took a convoluted series of events disprove quite a few of the lies that she was spreading.

She claimed I had covid, she claimed I was day drinking, on top of the racism and abuse.

unless they've seen how loud and fight-prone a mean drunk is, or how cuddly and mush-mouthed a nice drunk is

how could they know?

how do you explain to a child why marijuana is not the same as being drunk? genuinely unsure

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This is the modern day equivalent of a Roman emperor playing with the lives of plebeians like a cat batting a toy to the roar of the crowd

All that to say, I would really love being trapped in a grocery store right now Mr. beast

She knows where I live and I am scared for my life. I will not vindicate her by running away, but I will hide. I will "Go Home Go Home" by staying home, in the home she is trying to drive me out of.

A 1 versus 1 siege situation if you will.

She yells loud enough for the entire neighborhood to hear, Go Home Go Home Go Home Ladyboy. Go Home Go Home Half-Child (translated: mixed race) Go Home Go Home We Don't Want You Here Go Home.

I didn't see her face because she would duck down everytime I turned around, but she has continuously yelled racist and homophobic abuse at me, and followed me to my parent's house, where I am staying alone.

I get that this is a wicked tomeshift, but sometimes real life intrudes.

On Friday I had an argument with a stranger, a young woman.

We were both stuck together on a ten hour train. She was sitting behind me.

She has stalked me from Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and now Monday morning.

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Do YOU come with the apocalyptic dystopia?

As a good listener, [the longest, densest, most involved soliloquy you ever heard]

I won youth chess tournaments because I didn't know how badly I was losing and refused to resign.

Endgame blunders are costlier than opening blunders at that level, more psychologically crushing too.

Stubborn and mid-level wins the swindle.

divorce with benefits: separated completely, but until either remarry you can stay on the dental plan

Gonna watch the Pac-12 title game on tape delay

Should've gotten an iron on denim patch, end of an era.

Its disheartening realizing that even if people are genuinely kind of cool good people that it wont change the general dysfunctionality of work culture and the dedication to pseudo efficient industrial suicide culture where problems are workers faults and simple but serious problems are overlooked

A beloved lao character from King of the Hill cheering with “Laos” written across his chest

I love this for my people tbh 🇱🇦

passive aggression reigns

my neighbors think I'm loud and annoying, and they are loud and annoying about it

There is something useful about not having to glance up in paranoia every four minutes to see if your boarding time has changed, and instead simply waiting for the CLACK-CLACK-CLACK-CLACK-CLACK of letters folding to let you know to look.

I feel like marx and engels coined the term lumpenproletariat after losing a bundle in a bar wager to precisely this type of man