🩺Dr.👩🏾‍⚕️Gooch🥣Gobbler👅

I’m genuinely tired. Not physically or mentally, but emotionally & maybe even spiritually. 2025 whooped my ass & 2026 is making sure it won’t let me forget it. Starting to think this is (yet another) season of isolation. Definitely feel another hiatus oncoming…

This could be about a few different people 😭

a man is holding a blanket in front of a sign that says " all you need is love and happiness " ALT: a man is holding a blanket in front of a sign that says " all you need is love and happiness "

Bet! 😂

a man in a black shirt is standing in front of a painting . ALT: a man in a black shirt is standing in front of a painting .

😂😂😂😂

I’m bout to start S3 of School Spirits after my reefer & I might brew myself some lavender jasmine green tea

Omfg! The mess is messy

Same, sister…it’s in the early stages but I will NOT be sticking around for once it picks up momentum. I’ll be back tomorrow or during the naughty hours😂😂😂

Ah hell, it’s ALWAYS some damn drama on this app

Something about a poop knife just went down the SL. I want y'all banned!

A few scrolls later, I see ANOTHER one talking about a “family cloth” replacing toilet paper. I’m bout to start calling names & saying mean things to ALL Y’ALL BLACK ASSES😡

I just saw a video of one of {them} explaining how their family of 6 shares 3 toilet paper alternative apparati & a “poop knife” all soaking in vinegar, stored on top of the commode, next to “reusable” toilet paper😒I told y’all I didn’t wanna know NO FUCKIN MO about they nasty ass hygiene practices

My impulsive thoughts:

This has me screaming 😭

Math not being my strong suit, but roughly one daily since age…so yeah, a lot.

That’s like asking how many glasses of water I’ve ever had.

Both answers: Enough to get here but I still need more.

🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

You drink Pop & bake with soda.

PLEASE! I’m fighting for my life 🤣

teewatterss on Threads: “losing an hour on international women's day feeling very 75 cents on the dollar”

10/10 take. no notes

Grilled gator, broccolini, spicy red potatoes & a big ass spring mix salad would absolutely give me a new lease on life rn🤤

Hold it & add interest when u can cash in😂ain’t no way. What Denzel say??!👀🤣🤣

U better ask them folks for hazard pay & a mental health day😂😂

I LOVE the cutesy girls🥰whole aura is like the world, but in Lisa Frank font😂😂 #ganggang

U are so ADORABLE💕

Is…is that not considered a BIOHAZARD?!🤢🤮

Pop Gang!!

A cold pop to be exact

And I STILL smell the Similac on yo breath from down here🤷🏾‍♀️

U just emerged from one 3 days ago…how YOU gonna tell me that??🧐

Jokes on u cuz I had my growth spurt before u could see shapes

Shouldn’t u be somewhere watching Doc McStuffin & prepaaring for school tomorrow🧐😂😂