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Thank you!

12.03.2026 03:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oklahoma's basketball coach is Ron Perlman, apparently.

12.03.2026 03:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok, so this is a real thing. Found out one of my moots was cis the other day, and it blew my mind.

12.03.2026 03:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tomorrow night many friends and loved ones are doing this for me and it would be lovely if you shared this and tuned in. I don’t even know the full schedule, by design, so I will be as surprised and delighted as you.

I am really humbled by the support I’ve gotten. I will try to live up to it.

12.03.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 218 πŸ” 85 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

I never liked the expensive blown glass bongs. Always too nervous to enjoy it.

Sheldon was like blue green, plastic, and cheap. Best bong ever.

12.03.2026 03:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He was a good bong. Not fancy, got the job done. So yeah.

12.03.2026 03:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When is Wes Streeting getting sacked. That's what I want to know.

12.03.2026 03:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The phrase "eat shit, RenΓ© Magritte" pops into my head a lot.

12.03.2026 03:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Towards the end of his presidency, Nixon could basically only give speeches on military bases.

12.03.2026 03:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, lord...there are things one doesn't have to know...so, do yourself a solid and don't learn.

12.03.2026 03:25 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

1000x this. And that's usually how I frame it. "When I was cosplaying as a dude..." :)

12.03.2026 03:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The "Taking It in the Nuts Hour"

12.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

In college my bong was "Sheldon the Wonder Bong" after the "When Harry Met Sally..." scene.

12.03.2026 03:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

It's true.

12.03.2026 03:07 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the dΓ©colletage is S-Tier. πŸ₯°πŸ’œ

12.03.2026 03:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This site needs a break. Post 3 good things, none of which are the cessation of a negative.

1. Caramelizing onions
2. Dogs
3. Head scritches

12.03.2026 03:03 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 5

Be crimes! Do gay!

12.03.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You look really great!! πŸ₯°πŸ’œπŸ˜

12.03.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, and turns out I am actually attracted to women as a woman. Yes, I'm currently married to a woman but that's a whole other can of worms.

12.03.2026 02:18 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I found out I'm a soft gamine kibbe type. I love the dresses that look good on me.

12.03.2026 02:09 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Had a teeny crush on him too.

12.03.2026 02:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I sure the weirdos in your phone would be ok with it. Hehe. πŸ™ƒ

12.03.2026 01:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do lesbians only get a carabiner? That seems like a rip-off.

12.03.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When you come out as a drummer, do you get a van right then if you didn't already have one?

12.03.2026 00:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Here are my favorite sports teams per sport:
Vanderbilt/West Virginia (cfb, mbb, wbb)
Pittsburgh Steelers
Atlanta Baseball Club (I hate their team name)
FC St. Pauli/Everton
New Zealand: Blackcaps, White Ferns, All Blacks, Blackferns)
Pittsburgh Penuins
Vancouver Goldeneyes
Golden State Valkyries

12.03.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is truly excellent.

11.03.2026 23:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One really long straw.

11.03.2026 23:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have been in lust for her since I saw the commercial. Hot damn.

11.03.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I like Ole Miss's outfits.

11.03.2026 23:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Weirdly, I think mine was Lisa Loeb.

11.03.2026 23:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0