A headline reading “Camel pageant thrown into chaos after 20 competitors disqualified for using hump-plumping injectables”
Yes everything is terrible but let’s not lose sight of the fact that someone has written the Headline to End All Headlines.
My wife bought me “The Endling” among other books for Christmas and it’s certainly worth a go. She also bought “The Director” which I’ve almost finished. For something lighter I’ve recently enjoyed “The Book Binder’s Secret”.
Many happy returns! Was that one of your earlier roles?
That is not my understanding of “centrist”!
Would that be the Tony Blair that Trump invited to be part of his “Peace Council” or whatever it’s called? Just to clarify.
This isn’t going to matter for a good while yet.
Purves, Groom, Judd, Singleton
Hartnell, please! Hartnett js a chef.
I don’t welcome anyone having their lives turned upside down and indeed threatened by a war but good grief, bombs dropping and they’re worrying about their tax status? There’s a time and a place…
I could think of a few columnists they could clear out. Maybe keep the food critic if only because she’s called Xanthe and I just think the Telegraph food critic should have a name like that.
Also goes for fiction. Nothing wrong with a “Novella”.
There was a good piece in the Metro putting forward the idea that this is actually going to boost Starmer. Outside the right wing bubble in so much media a lot of people applaud him for not jumping immediately Trump decrees it.
Followed by “Think of the exposure…”
Not Sir Robin “deselected and replaced by an Asian woman” Wales? I’m shocked, I tell you, shocked.
"Every news organization, for days, has been leading with Trump’s...impetuous (and illegal) strike on Iran ....[This] means that you’re seeing far less about some of the things Trump wants to blot out from existence, [like] his appearance in the Epstein files."
- The great @sulliview.bsky.social
Tweet from SARAH VINE in Mail Plus: Why I am tuning my tiniest violin for the ghastly Dubai influencers and why ANYONE who abandoned Britain for this soulless desert should PAY to return. The lure of tax free living may have sounded like a dream come true, but at what cost? First response is from Isabel Oakeshott: Quick question-have you ever been to Dubai? If so, how long did you stay?
I'm so out of popcorn
The Trump Comma bsky.app/profile/rbre...
About to watch the sixth episode!
Almost have to admire Nigel Farage's level of commitment to never spending a weekend in his own actual constituency, at this point.
And what did you expect, human?
If you are accusing Paddington of being a serial killer we may have to talk.
Bad Bunny it is, then.
Fair enough - I just didn’t want to make assumptions about your parents.
Until the Spanish authorities start looking at criteria for allowing British citizens to stay, of course!
That’s probably their loss! Of course I don’t know them but going to another country and not exploring the culture and language is wasting a life opportunity.
In some ways I blame the journalist for not checking the numbers. We’ll all come out with unchecked stuff while chatting and it will be factually incorrect - should the press just amplify the incorrect assumption as if it were fact?
See also near-caricatures of people living in parts of Spain and demanding English shops selling English tea or whatever and voting for Brexit because Britain “wasn’t the same” any more. The version of the Uk in some expats’ heads (not all) is a foreign country to anyone who actually lives here.
Also a great marketing opportunity for Oatly which, forced to abandon “milk” can try to make “Oatly” to milk substitutes as “Hoover” is to vacuum cleaners.
just billionaire Sir Jim Ratcliffe throwing out some serious made-up numbers on TV
They probably need some sort of system in place. I can’t imagine someone would go to someone in prison for a crime like that for advice if there had been an alternative. Maybe I’m wrong because they were already friends but it smacks of desperation to me. I’m not defending it.
