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Brent Crude

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technician, artist, craftist, martian, gardener ||| Busytown, Colorado ||| ᴛʜɪɴɢs ɢᴏᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ʜᴏᴛ ᴡᴇ sᴛᴀʏᴇᴅ ᴀs ʟᴏɴɢ ᴀs ᴘᴏssɪʙʟᴇ

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a guy on the train in berlin is wearing a pin badge, of the sort one might wear in support of a band or political cause, but his is in support of the ancient grain amaranth

no brand or anything just Amaranth

05.03.2026 18:11 👍 964 🔁 97 💬 37 📌 10
Golden Age Superman stands head to thigh alone in a panel black at the top and red on the bottom where Superman stands pointing at the reader as he says, "Be wary of unscrupulous operators of gambling games--they are always on the look out for unsuspecting victims."

Golden Age Superman stands head to thigh alone in a panel black at the top and red on the bottom where Superman stands pointing at the reader as he says, "Be wary of unscrupulous operators of gambling games--they are always on the look out for unsuspecting victims."

06.03.2026 00:30 👍 2037 🔁 797 💬 16 📌 29

i should stop spendig all my time at the accursed temple

06.03.2026 14:23 👍 47 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 3

bsky.app/profile/chea...

06.03.2026 16:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i'm sure i've done it too in my excitement. at least we're combatively agreeing about looking at a TV show. could be worse

06.03.2026 16:20 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i just had one of these and beatifically ignored it even though i wanted to screenshot it. literally "no, but [my post rephrased]"

06.03.2026 16:09 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i’ve been woke and on the railroad

05.03.2026 22:12 👍 41 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 0
An SUV wheel cover that reads “Hero of the Desert. Grip the Ground - Pajero. Mitsubishi Motors.” Featuring an illustration of an offroad rally-style 1994 Pajero

An SUV wheel cover that reads “Hero of the Desert. Grip the Ground - Pajero. Mitsubishi Motors.” Featuring an illustration of an offroad rally-style 1994 Pajero

The Hero of the Desert

06.03.2026 14:30 👍 38 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 0

filling a pokeball with brandy before using it to capture farfetch’d, creating Ortolan 2, which is somehow received as less humane than making them fight each other

06.03.2026 14:40 👍 33 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

apparently I'm good at reheating food

04.03.2026 05:48 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

*breathing in* not me *breathing out* though lol

06.03.2026 14:37 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In the posting lotus studiously attempting to not be offended by something

06.03.2026 14:36 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Beautiful snowy day which we needed very badly :}

06.03.2026 14:30 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I hope Pete Hegseth gets hegsethed, an as yet uncoined term denoting the terrible fate that awaits Pete Hegseth

04.03.2026 16:06 👍 133 🔁 21 💬 6 📌 1

Gaius might be based on contemporary dot com guys/airport self help philosophers but what a called shot

06.03.2026 05:51 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

If Battlestar survives 400 years into the future Shakespeare play style people will NOT believe that Gaius Baltar came before Elon Musk/assorted AI guys were a thing

06.03.2026 05:50 👍 97 🔁 19 💬 2 📌 0

Lee: [Gritting his teeth and doing a new accent for some reason] Dad. I just made up a new song. Dad do you want to hear it.

Adama: I don’t have time for this.

06.03.2026 05:30 👍 28 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

He does do a different voice though. Who told him to do that

06.03.2026 05:46 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
My elderly fluffy mutt Cameron the dog chilling on the couch with alert ears and the tip of his tongue sticking out slightly

My elderly fluffy mutt Cameron the dog chilling on the couch with alert ears and the tip of his tongue sticking out slightly

Mfw

06.03.2026 05:26 👍 88 🔁 6 💬 7 📌 0

Lt. Gaeta [staring into the middle distance with a visible thought bubble over his head that says "What the fuck"] port thrusters 72%

06.03.2026 05:23 👍 34 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Baltar: [Some insane technobabble stitched together with a conversation he’s having with his dead girlfriend]

Adama: [Thinking: Fucking… whatever. Should have retired two years ago.] Fine. Lt. Gaeta will assist you.

06.03.2026 05:11 👍 44 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 1
close up on a watercolor painting of a unicorn deer with leaves in the background

close up on a watercolor painting of a unicorn deer with leaves in the background

🦄

05.03.2026 19:35 👍 401 🔁 78 💬 1 📌 0

I feel like everyone treating him reverently as a genius while he's sweating and tweaking out ended up being prescient, just 20 years too early

06.03.2026 05:06 👍 58 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1

Whyd I say Col. COMMANDER. commander adama

06.03.2026 04:39 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lol

06.03.2026 04:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Michael Clayton mentioned meme

The Michael Clayton mentioned meme

05.03.2026 21:17 👍 22 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1

Yeah

06.03.2026 04:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
05.03.2026 19:40 👍 332 🔁 33 💬 6 📌 0

Apparently they never reveal what Dark Day is about but that shit is guaranteed to be an embellished Stephen E. Ambrose type tale of naval heroism if I've ever heard one. Honestly? Would

06.03.2026 04:14 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Also the 9/11-o-meter is still pegged at the top of the scale

06.03.2026 04:11 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0