oh no
09.03.2026 01:44
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oh no
I’m short on Trefoils
Thin Mints are holding steady against Samoas at 3:2
the Girl Scout cookie commodities market is really getting competitive in our house
The clock is evil
Mine still looks ok, I think, is this some A/B BS?
They were telling us the truth all along, the one out of ten dentists. Right in plain sight. We didn’t listen. WE DIDN’T LISTEN
Google Translate tells me:
“Beautiful music.
Relaxing to listen to.”
It was no help on the ear thing though
I don’t know Nigel, I’ve never met him, but I don’t expect he’s unwilling. I’ve never had a cat eat anything it didn’t want to.
I was trying to be polite and not bring that part back up 🤢
better hope you like jazz piano bass lines because it plays that shit 24/7
letting the discourse and the caffeine wash over my brain in waves
Eventually, the statistics and consultants and polls finally point to “grow a fucking pair already” as the Right Move
I don’t know what it was either.
I appreciate the project and wish it well, more weird internet stuff is better than less. No judgement on anyone involved except whoever is feeding earwax to a cat.
This is the one that made me unfollow. Godspeed
I will add that this technique depends on the place you put the duct tape not getting hot.
signed - a guy who spotaneously dragged his muffler and tailpipe down the street after trying to duct tape the exhaust system back in place
waking up and immediately checking how much daylight I have saved up
and it comes in batches
BEES!?
🌲🌲🌲
jazz shoulders
‘i god, woodrow
it’s the best western ever written and the best western ever shot
don’t be so hard on yourself
just imagine *trying* to get elected
"SHIT"
"FUCK"
"NO"
"FUCK"
"SHIT"
"FUCK"
movie title in original font in red all caps: GOOD LUCK HAVE FUN DON’T DIE
goodnight bluesky
Fluffy Soresi!?
Be Sure And Drink Your We Funny
