a touchdown from a bunch of 3-yard run plays still counts the same
13.03.2026 18:38
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a touchdown from a bunch of 3-yard run plays still counts the same
WE
PRONGLE
THE
DONGLE
“What, me unsophisticated?”
Hell yeah, looks like Cosmonaut/Cormorant is back for this one
Also, the stock market isn’t the economy
I’m not a legal scholar or any kind of jurist, but I personally don’t think the Supreme Court should have overturned Godwin’s Law.
my “I am wearing pants” pants are raising a lot of questions already answered by my pants
the days of 90% flash sales still haunt me. how green was our valley.
I object to this stereotype! I was a kid who asked the teacher if they were going to collect the homework that was already assigned and due.
You drink it actually
The market can remain stupid longer than, uh, something. I forget what I was saying
he’s the Antichristian Slater
closing out all your iOS apps is like rewinding the VHS tape of the last three months of your life
2 Spock 2 Curious
“lol what’s an externality”
-human race, last words
The irony is that getting arbitrarily added to a bunch of random modlists that only annoying people subscribe to has improved my overall experience quite a lot.
New rule: If you say “close-minded” when you meant “closed-minded”, I get to pretend you said “clothes-minded”.
I don’t know how that guy stays in business. I went in and asked him for a sandwich, he told me to “forget about it”, so I left.
semantic emesis
🎶 it’s too late to leave 🎶
*cucknected
I’m so sorry. I couldn’t help it
Throw in helmets, now you’re cooking with gas
Earlier I implied that I escorted yo' momma through the Strait of Hormuz. I apologize for the misinformation. Yo' momma's too fat for such a narrow passageway and whatnot.
leaders like trump are why sun tzu had to write a bunch of advice like "don't write your enemy a letter detailing what tactics you really don't want them to do"
The goggles do nothing
I MUST NEEDS CONSUME THEE
burning teeth smell like burning hair
if you see something, slay something
2 Spire 2 Slay
