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now we're talkin

yo if you want to multiplayer in a couple hours lemme know

day 1 mac support on launch... i am forever a humble servant in the slay the spire army

These Are The Extremely Specific Car Awards Our Readers Wish Were Real - Jalopnik Perhaps what we really need are much more specific awards that car shoppers may find much more helpful next time they buy.

"Best small car for tall drivers" would get me to subscribe to Consumer Reports for life

Chotiner: So Friday Night Lights is your favorite tv show?

Me: definitely. One of the best ever.

Chotiner: So you’re a big fan of season two, i take it.

Me: Well, I don’t know about that.

Chotiner: But you think, and i’m quoting you here, it’s “one of the best ever”?

Me. No, Isaac. No. Hang on.

you may not like it but this is what peak cooking performance looks like

like in the restaurant? you dont have a picture, do you

“anger is real, and so is resolve” goes pretty damn hard

you're just not going to see anything else on college campuses when students can pay 40-ish bucks a month for one of these over some shithouse zenbook

if i needed a car i'd be leaning towards a 5 or 6 so yeah good choice imo!

you're god damn right

the two wolves inside of me today are "wolf who doesnt want to repost twitter garbage" and "wolf who wants to call josh sbarro a credulous dope"

nah you may have made the right choice, theres increasing evidence PHEVs under-deliver and are mechanically way more complicated

from the factory menu: 25 More Lunch Favorites (Orange Chicken, Cheese Flatbread Pizza, Fresh Basil, so on and so forth)

the only restaurant that has to license the "view 200 more" website technology from the fast fashion industry

I really don't think I should have to verify that I am human to look at the Cheesecake Factory menu online. Dogs and robots should be able to look at 57 types of cheesecakes too.

if it wasn't this it'd be some other thing they fucked up with callous disregard for the rest of the planet

one last year of "fuck you, libs, lets roll coal" before inevitable economic and geopolitical realities socked them in the face

2025 shaping up to be the last year anyone got to make jokes about EVs and brag about their ICE cars

I feel the same way about this that I do when the New York Jets hire a new coach. It’s just going to be terrible and sometimes Aaron Rodgers will be there.

He was an underrated Everyone is 12 Patient Zero. "I want to own 10 cars and I think girls are gross." Of course you do, you're 12.

the taco bell ceo should have to get so stoned on camera that he gets scared

Probably not going to get the traction it deserves but it’s insane 1. Stephen Miller is giving dod press conferences and 2. explicitly saying the us policy towards the irgc will be war crimes

may and july this year it's spendy girl summer

2016: the Wendy’s twitter account posts self-aware jokes, opening an irreverent new frontier in brand marketing

2026: “CEO mukbang” is now compulsory for all fast food retailers

My wife told me that people not consuming a consistent diet of literature is why they struggle with empathy & putting themselves in the shoes of others & now I see it in everything.

Nothing surprising about this guy beating his chest & proudly proclaiming that he doesn’t read though.

No shit man.

thats an egregious violation of the cajun-french canadian accords

the only chain restaurant where numbers are a vibe