The stove? No, it's actually quite cold with my hand on it. Here look!
*Jumps on it with the entire rest of my body*
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The stove? No, it's actually quite cold with my hand on it. Here look!
*Jumps on it with the entire rest of my body*
December 4th!
It is our moral imperitive to burn every last AI data center to the ground.
I've never seen anything more embarassing than a grown-ass adult using an LLM to read an amazon page to see if the dongle he was looking at was able to connect to his device.
Like motherfucker, I know you have eyes and can see the USB-C plug!
You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole.
You run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.
that said, this is still the best piece of advice
I love getting absolutely fucked by state taxes that are never being used for anything of any kind.
Like, this state is visibly crumbling into dust, and they want another $600 from me?
Go fuck yourself.
"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."
- President Dwight D. Eisenhower
I mean, we all knew it was bad, but I’m not sure anyone expected it would be *this* bad.
lol this kinda rules?
cannot stress enough that "separate the art from the artist" was meant for private individuals reconciling the art they love with its flawed creators and not meant for the ceo of a company driving a dump truck of money up to a bigot's front porch
www.theverge.com/podcast/8914...
Guess who just discovered Antiques Roadshow is coming to a place a mile or two away and is now going to be digging around to see if they own anything cool and old?
This feels like an event that skyrocket demand for things like EVs and renewable energy sources everywhere.
Or it would, if it didn't also destroy the entire world economy?
Here's to hoping.
God, it truly fucking sucks here.
NO NO NO YOU DON’T
GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA
federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL
tell everyone you know
www.freetaxusa.com
I forsee bicycles becoming very popular this summer.
Her trip to Ireland was ruined by this one question?? Gee, I wonder why…
teewatterss on Threads: “losing an hour on international women's day feeling very 75 cents on the dollar”
10/10 take. no notes
Heated Rivalry is a nuanced thing but lately the emotion that's coming out on top is that corpos are allowed to feed us sex and queerness through its eyes but my artist friends are getting their groceries snatched out of their hands by those same entities
happy International Women's Day!
Now more than ever I’m convinced losing Anthony Bourdain meant we lost probably the biggest person on tv who advocated for the wonders of meeting new people and calling anyone online who hated learning new cultures the children they were, ruthlessly to the camera.
$250/barrel by next wednesday. $15/gallon, rationed gasoline. the total collapse of car culture and the suburban lifestyle. get ready to take the fuckin' bus folks
I maintain that simply arresting Elon musk and making a real example of him is the quickest way to global stability
An image of Lae'zel caressing the Gith egg with the caption "My child will not be allowed to use chat gpt. He will be smarter and stronger than the other children and he will kill them easily."
Big same.
This seems kinda bad?
Oh my gosh, HELLO FRECKLES! 👋
To quote Elorm Daniel’s great takedown:
A law that says Linux must perform age verification during account setup sounds reasonable at first… until u realize it completely misunderstands what Linux actually is.
Because who exactly is supposed to verify their age?
The server?
The router?
The fridge?
