13.03.2026 21:02
👍 0
🔁 0
💬 0
📌 0
The desire to post that Om Unit The War track, yet you’re just sort of listening to 808 State and Amon Tobin instead
penaten for spotty bums
What's the difference between Aramaic and Hebrew? One is an ancient language revived by precocious European nerds in the late 1800s, the other was adopted by the Akkadians for administration.
How many UN resolutions does it take to stop a genocide? League of Nations.
What's the difference between statehood and good sex? Access to olive oil.
How'd you know an Israeli baby-boomer got their timeshare at a good price? The estate agent pulls up in a Merkava.
How do you measure the efficacy of Israeli baby-boomers? Count the steps underground in the timeshare.
What's the difference between an ICJ investigation and an elderly septuagenarian? One struggles with impotency and comes too late, the other has dentures.
looking for a job, competitive hourly rates, happy to be paid in ales, coordination through Telegram
British prime minister Kier Starmer walks into a bar, again, and the barman says "oh no you fucking don't", but the refreshingly light-hopped taste of BathAles™ Gems can't hold him back, so security restrain the proprietor, as Kier pours himself a beautifully full-bodied draft
Three ghosts walk into a bar, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, William Colby - barman says "sorry I don't serve the haunted spirits of hawkish war criminals" - but it is all a hallucination, and he is actually a tee-total Muslim taxi driver being water-boarded in 2003
Three disinformation experts walk into a bar, British, American, German - barman says "sorry I don't serve state propagandists" - but before he can finish, he's notified him his wife has left him, kids hate him, business is bankrupt - so he invites three elite army units back in
Three elite army units walk into a bar, Ukrainian, Russian, Israeli - barman says "sorry I don't serve people with esoteric skull and crossbones, runic tattoos" - so they pull the barman's fingernails out, smash up the bar, set it on fire, and goose-step back out
some Claude pixel art
no such thing as AI psychosis, just people piecing together how the systems around them work, with legacy kill mechanisms for people who do
magically, some of grok's replies have disappeared, when we were getting to the meat and potatoes - defining "guardrail" and defining "lecture"
of the AIs - grok is getting much stupider, tries to be fancy, gets it wrong - sort of like the stuntman out of Fast Show, with gaslighting
amidst the acid rain and flaming pavement excitement - periodic reminder journalists are still not allowed into Gaza
money laundering via anthropomorphic 3D
in all my agency (web design) work, there were at least 3 major instances of wasting 80% of the budget on some animated cartoon characters or figures, to delight / entertain - ie get money / fuck bitches
mebe Cold War 2.0 just intra-departmental fight, the old line manager is back at it again, this time with a fawning computer, telling him what he always wanted to hear - we can haz poisonz
worryingly, it looks like the old bastards from journalism were put in cold storage, and the old bastards from the Cold War were defrosted, introduced to globe-spanning surveillance tech, ChatGPT
global competition on who's got the best katechon
Yawning Lion → Angry Koala → Biblical Frog (imprisoned) 💤
