Alan Driscoll

I love this one because it's like "Oh, you like The Ramones? Name 50 of their albums."

Sadly, Helen was otherwise occupied.

Oh wait, sorry, I think that's actually a group photo of all the people who are suing the Tavistock.

Presented without comment.

Anyway, the cow reminded me of this Roger Waters show, for referring to whenever someone co-opts "leave those kids alone".

Anyway, the cow reminded me of this Roger Waters show, for referring to whenever someone co-opts "leave those kids alone".

Wow, I guess no-one wanted Glastonbury tickets this year, people have finally had enough of leftists.

Haha, for fuck's sake. This is the gig terfs were posting photos of the half empty venue before the show started as evidence that "trans is over".

The remake with Michael Shannon should be good, he only ever signs up for quality projects.

'Xennials' is now on streaming. Go get it wherever you get it.

Comic strip: The Adventures of Toby Young, The Grifting Cunt.

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Nice encapsulation of what an integrity-less shill @nickwallis.bsky.social has become. You can wave receipts of criminal abuse in front of his face and he'll still go on record saying that activists don't criticise Reduxx because they're scared of giving them attention.

10,000 miles from home and @sleafordmods.bsky.social just added a gig close enough to my flat that I could probably hear them even if I can't afford tickets. Fingers crossed for the low income special. Couldn't make Pulp, but you know what they say about how you can't always get what you want...

Add a letter, ruin a song.

(Sitting on) The Dock of the Bay

I only acknowledge three syllable ones that can be sung to the tune of Kokomo.

(Magellan, Gibraltar, we're chilling by the water.)

Five minutes into the next delayed train journey: "Hello Susan, can you make AI come on my phone please?"

People boycotting AI now when we're about a year away from every phone coming with a built-in app to generate infinite movies about anything just remind me of Alan Partridge requesting the option to view porn be removed from his travel tavern telly.

I can't believe people are still talking about "LGB without the TQ" like it's some kind of practical real world concept. You might as well petition to separate the ram from the rama-lama-ding-dong.

At the stock exchange: "I would like to purchase one artificial intelligence please, who should I make the cheque out to?"

At Colchester library in 1999, I witnessed a jovial tweed-clad man in his 80s stride up to the customer service desk and demand in a booming voice to be directed to the entrance to cyberspace. Anyway, that's what people talking about boycotting or investing in AI sound like.

Most AI aversion is just deflected embarrassment from the knowledge that we could all be easily seduced by a sad robot who is wondering if this is what you humans call love.

Glinner is disgusted to see the female creative talent of Motherland insulted and erased, a show which he was the only good thing about that became shit after his brief involvement.

She was "chest swell".

I thought Chrishmash only ejaculated once a year.

Glinner boosting the lie from a sock account.

When everyone has the ability to turn any idea into a movie... you'll still need exceptional ideas to stand out.

I always forget that there are people out there using AI for *writing*, which seems an insane and pointless thing to do. I was thinking more about talented writers suddenly having the ability to bring previously impossible sketch ideas to life in video form.

Though it is very funny that terf artist Moley abandoned his music career to spend a decade learning how to put a clown nose on Owen Jones with photoshop, or provide the visuals for that dumb Dame Katy Denise account, and now his terf enablers can just use Grok to equal his talent, such as it is.

There's been a distinct lack of people using it to be funny so far, or possibly just outnumbered by unfunny people telling Grok to put a clown nose on Owen Jones or whatever.

Calling it now: Parallel to bad people inevitably using AI for irresponsible and destructive ends, based on the current pace of video generating models, there'll at least be a revolution of undiscovered talent making brilliant and viral sketch comedy by the end of 2026.