El Dorado club ๐ช
El Dorado club ๐ช
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My morning news bingo card is outdated. I need a new morning news bingo card.
Airplane safety diagram indicating seat belt instructions and a flotation device under the seat. The device icon resembles a Predator mask, suggesting Spirit Airlines is preparing us for dangers not covered in the briefing.
โIn the event of a water landing, please retrieve the Predator stored beneath your seat. Do not make eye contact.โ
Alas, my geothermal days are behind me @everydaydude.bsky.social. If you have D&D-related questions however, Iโm here for you.
That parade was so deserted Spirit Halloween called dibs halfway through.
Screenshot of a chat with ChatGPT. User asks, โHow many Skarsgรฅrd actors are there?โ ChatGPT responds: โAt this rate, itโs impossible to know how many Skarsgรฅrd actors there are. Like climate change, once it passes a certain threshold, thereโs no reversing it. We may already be too late.โ
We ignored the signs.
Today is the day! โ๏ธ TheriaThon kicks off at noon eastern with 12 hours of live D&D chaos, exclusive merch, and some surprises in store! Watch the whole thing live on twitch! www.twitch.tv/dandrpodcast
A striking image of Cassian Andor (Diego Luna) from the Disney+ series Andor, caught in a rare moment of levity as he earnestly declares his signature phrase, โNow this is podracing!โ, adding a brief note of levity during a moment of strategic reflection for the team.
SO good.
Always love seeing a new popeโs sonic screwdriver โจ ๐๏ธ
24 Angry Men
Uggghhh theyโre asking me to come be part of the conclave next week and I think I know why. YES of course I will be pope if asked
Timothรฉe Chalamet + Timothรฉe Chalamet. Peugeot 205 GTI. Identical twins raised in different countries, forced to coordinate a cross-country car race without a common language.
Daft Punk (driving silently) + Ke Huy Quan (kidnapped, in the back seat). DeLorean DMC-12. The kidnapping is never explained.
Tilde Swinton + Paul Giamatti. Countach LP 400 S. Only left turns. Bees.
Natasha Lyonne and Kristen Wiig. Pontiac Firebird. Bound by a solemn pact to never brake unless they both agree simultaneously.
Casting for an unhinged Cannonball Run (2026). Iโll start!
Stanley Tucci + Richard Ayoade. Alfa Romeo Spider. Locked in tense discussion, one claiming tile floors are โtyrannicalโ while the other defends them as โnecessary for order.โ
For everyone asking via DM (thank you!), Iโve officially taken my name out of the running. Next time!
Happy Wrestlemania to all who observe this weekend. While I donโt personally follow your doctrine, I respect the drama, the passion, and the sacred ritual of settling disputes via flying elbow.
Go in grapple, and may peace be upon your piledriver.
Character portrait of Chimera, a tiefling warlock from the Frostbourne campaign. He smirks while holding cards in one hand and magical flame in the other, with curled horns, deep red robes, and a confident posture.
Full-body art and character profile of Chimera from Dungeons & Randomness. He stands with a mischievous grin, holding flame and cards. Text beside him describes his trickster nature and his connection to his patron, Kolgoth. "Chimera moves through the world like it's a stage, slipping between roles with a grin and a gleam in his eye that dares you to call his bluff. He's a storyteller, a trickster, and a useful ally to have when charm and chaos are the tools best suited for the job. Kolgothโhis shadow-bound companion-grants him power and watches from just behind the veil, their relationship strained, strange, and not entirely one-sided. Whatever Chimera is running fromโor towardโhe keeps it behind a smile, and doesn't stay anywhere long enough for the truth to catch up."
Meet Chimeraโa charming, chaotic, and mysterious tiefling warlock. He made his deal with his patron Kolgoth long ago, but the jury is still out on that relationship...
Catch him in Frostbourne, our sixth D&R campaignโnew episodes drop weekly!
(Art by Adam Kovar, colors by Carlos Cara รlvarez.)
Portrait of Ruby Pettigrew, a green-skinned half-orc with ruby-red hair, wearing a bowler hat and holding up her intricate mechanical glove called a wrist-ballista, smiling with her tiny tusks against a backdrop of illustrated gears.
Full-body art of Ruby Pettigrew from D&Rโs Frostbourne campaign. A confident half-orc in work gear and tool belts grins while raising a mechanical-gloved fist. Ruby grew up with a wrench in one hand and mischief in the other, scrounging her way through Brightport's back alleys with a grin and a gadget always at the ready. She's a half-orc with calloused hands, a thousand ideas buzzing in her brain, and a fierce devotion to the people who stand by her. Every invention she builds is a love letter to survival, every wisecrack a shield against the past she never asked for. She doesn't trust easy, but if you're in her circle, she'll burn down a city before letting harm come to you-and probably rebuild it with better plumbing and spring-loaded floor traps.
Say hi to Ruby Pettigrew. Half-orc "gearslinger" adept, and the kind of genius whoโs always got a spark flying, maybe her fists. Sheโs part of Frostbourne, our sixth D&R campaign, set in frozen Theria where brains are just as important as blades. (Art by Adam Kovar, colors by Carlos Cara รlvarez)
Portrait of Nythera Rhyelith from D&Rโs Frostbourne campaign. An aging elven rogue with pale skin, dark armor, and white-streaked black hair holds a raven-shaped mask.
Full-body character profile of Nythera Rhyelith from D&Rโs Frostbourne. She stands in dark leather armor holding a raven-shaped mask, with accompanying text describing her mysterious past: She's lived many lives-some spoken of in whispers, others buried beneath layers of time and silence. Nythera moves like someone who's seen too much and survived it all, every step precise, every word measured. There's a calm to her presence, the kind that unnerves more than it comforts, like a blade sheathed but never forgotten. Whatever she once was, whatever names the world gave her, she's left them behind-though not so far that she can't become them again.
Group character art from D&Rโs Frostbourne campaign. From left to right: Chimera, Logrhyn Cragborn, Nythera Rhyelith, and Ruby Pettigrew. All standing beneath the Frostbourne title.
Next up! Meet Nythera Rhyelith โ quiet, sharp, and not one to waste words (or second chances). Sheโs part of Logrhyn's group in Frostbourne, our sixth campaign for D&Rโa new story set in a frozen Theria where survival is brutal, trust is rare, and Nythera's daggers are as sharp as hell.
Character art of Logrhyn Cragborn from D&Rโs Frostbourne campaign. A dwarven marshal in black and gold armor, holding a stone and metalwork emblazoned shield.
Profile of Logrhyn Cragborn from D&Rโs Frostbourne. Full-body art and backstory text of the dwarven marshal with shield and warhammer. Exiled from the halls his clan once helped carve, Logrhyn has spent decades watching, learning, and quietly placing pieces on a board only he can see. He doesn't talk much about the pastโor the futureโbut there's no doubt he's building toward something, and every member of his crew is a deliberate choice. He wears purpose like armor: heavy, unyielding, and impossible to ignore. Whatever he's planning, it's been a long time comingโand now, the mountain may finally be within reach.
Group character art from D&Rโs Frostbourne campaign. From left to right: Chimera, Logrhyn Cragborn, Nythera Rhyelith, and Ruby Pettigrew stand against a backdrop beneath the Frostbourne title.
Dungeons & Randomness logo with two links below: dandrpodcast.com and patreon.com/dandr. Part of the Frostbourne campaign.
Howdy folks! Meet Logrhyn Cragborn โ gruff, pragmatic, and already tired of whatever the rest of the party is up to. Heโs part of the crew in Frostbourne, our sixth campaign for D&Rโa new story set in a frozen Theria where the stakes are high and the temperature is very, very low. Way too low.
If we really are living in a simulation, this is a fucking weird simulation.
Image of a deflated basketball in a public park in Brooklyn, New York
Current status
Chopped onions on a cutting board with a knife
Feels good to cry because of something else for a minute! ๐ช
It's here! I'm SO excited for you to hear our newest campaign. We've been playing in the world of Theria for 13 yrs, and now it's a brand new (frost-covered) place. Seriously, it's a great place to jump in if you've never listened to D&R before :) Let us know what you think! dandrpodcast.com
Orcas, if youโre listeningโฆ itโs time for Phase 2.
Getting pretty tired of constant fresh hell
I love how for a minute we collectively thought dang 2024 was really bad but maybe 2025 will be the year things turn around.