"Died and are right now walking around with no legs"
...well folks, if you're ever insecure about being socially awkward and not being well-spoken enough, remember this statement and be glad you're better-spoken than this
*rolls eyes and marks off "Agent Orange says paying higher gas prices is called patriotic" on the Bingo Board*
And just like that, suddenly paying higher than necessary gas prices is patriotic 🤦🏼♀️
Monday morning "just woke up and checked the news" thoughts: someone REALLY needs to write a satire that pays homage to the Mead Mishaps series about Kegsbreath. "That Time I Got Drunk and Helped Start a Holy War". No romance for the 90s frat boy in a late middle -aged body though!
Especially when it's born of a whiny tantrum over getting rejected
Okay, universe, just because I found it extremely interesting to read about World War 2 as a kid and enjoy a lot of World War II movies does NOT fucking mean I want to experience World War 3 in my lifetime. #FDT
Our troops are dying this isn’t a video game. The White House is posting so-called “hype” videos that mix real footage from the war in Iran with clips from movies and video games like Call of Duty. It’s an absolute disgrace.
MASSIE: “Iran is not Venezuela. The Ayatollah was not a president. He was a religious leader… 🇺🇸 & 🇮🇱 turned him into a martyr, expended billions, 6 🇺🇸 families must now lay to rest their sons & daughters. And for what? This administration can't even give us a straight answer.”
> @benstiller.redhour.com
How much does everyone want to get that the same people getting mad at Biden over gas prices going up from COVID era because people started traveling at preCOVID levels (increased demand) are now gonna say the insanely skyrocketing gas prices are patriotic?
A friend of mine posted this gem since the Trump administration loves redactions. It's Trump's unhinged rant about the Bad Bunny halftime show all fixed up. Enjoy!
Time for ICE to consider the route that Scar's hyenas ultimately took, now that they've reached this stage
Signs you're getting too deep in the Hazbin Hotel fandom..
Article topic: ICE agents complaining about delayed paychecks and missing benefits on Reddit
Commenter: They will get their reward in heaven lol
A reply: funny way to spell hell
Me:
If you're in Texas: Tomorrow morning verify your voter registration status. Take a screenshot. Then, check it again the next day. If you are unregistered, then you just caught them delisting registrations at the last minute preventing you from voting. If that happens, call the news media
Why the hell is this even a debate? YES. Fucking yes. Elite athletes have First Amendment rights too and their speaking up is a good thing. www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/...
And? I'm as white as white people get
For the record, if some misogynistic asshole ever decides to terminate me while I'm training, I STILL wouldn't support the current situation no matter WHAT the woman-hating pig looks like, because I'm well-aware that men that hate women can look like anyone, including a male version of me
I find it pretty gross that the same exact type of assholes that victim-blamed women like Mollie Tibbetts, Laken Riley and Karina Vetrano for getting murdered when out running are now weaponizing their murders to say ICE is necessary. Those murders were pure solid misogyny
Venezuela is a DIVERSION
Jerome Powell is a DIVERSION
Greenland is a DIVERSION
Board of Peace is a DIVERSION
Minnesota is a DIVERSION
Renee NICOLE Good is a CASUALTY of his DIVERSIONS ...
FROM RELEASING THE FUKKKIN EPSTEIN FILES!!
More like one of the nine
On MLK Day, we’ll hear a lot of quotes from people actively dismantling his legacy, including the Civil Rights Act and the Voting Rights Act.
Dr. King’s work was never finished. It was interrupted.
I am not exaggerating when I say ICE functions as a terrorist organization in the Twin Cities. The goal seems to be to harass and frighten people (the ones who are lucky enough to not be abducted, at least) and it's deeply unsettling when you learn they're in your neighborhood.
One year into President Trump’s second term and the stakes feel as high as ever. But we remain unwavering.
The ACLU was made for this moment.
In addition to being bad, this is all pretty stupid.
Found in the wild:
Is anyone else getting "If I die, I'm taking everyone else with me" vibes from Commander-in-Chief Cheeto? He can't accept his own mortality and is making it the world's problem. Velveeta Voldemort has decided that because he can't be immortal, he wants as many people dying with him as possible
The ICE agent that murdered Renee Nicole Good has internal bleeding? So do I. From my uterus. It's gonna keep happening for about 5 days
This link reroutes to the DHS website 🤣😂
Not even done with my month free trial of 2026, but I'd like to unsubscribe please
