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That's all Raguยฎ pasta sauce.

02.05.2025 03:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Five Ways to Improve Intimacy with Your Partner (Besides Sharing Needles) It's possible to reach a new level of closeness without being reckless or unhealthy.

There are more options for improving intimacy than you might think.

30.04.2025 15:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Skinny Poppy

Skinny Poppy

JON WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INDUSTRIAL BAGEL?

27.04.2025 18:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1161 ๐Ÿ” 314 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34 ๐Ÿ“Œ 22
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Orgy Covers New Order's "Blue Monday," Hopes Everyone Forgot They Already Did SAN FRANCISCO, CAโ€”Seminal late '90s, Hot Topic meets Nu-Metal band Orgy, best known for its first cover of New Order's "Blue Monday" in 1998, has basically released it again.

When reached for comment, Jay Gordon stated, "I don't know what you're talking about. That never happened."

10.01.2025 18:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Donald Trump to Release Industrial Album, Riveting News Out of Ideas WASHINGTON, DCโ€”Let's say he recorded an industrial album featuring a single about fake news. Trump always get's attention, and we have to make it industrial related.

something something whatever

10.12.2024 06:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Might as well bring back kewl misspellings too

05.12.2024 13:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Probably the defining moment in Kraftwerkโ€™s career was when they changed their name to Kraftwerk (from Uncle Horst and his Bratwurst Boys) and swapped their lederhosen and trombones for sharp suits and synthesisers

02.12.2024 10:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 2809 ๐Ÿ” 158 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 91 ๐Ÿ“Œ 16
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GRABYOURCHRISTMASTREE, by Elektro Vox 18 track album

I covered Fearโ€™s punk classic Fuck Christmas for this comp that is raising money for a few cat charities. Itโ€™s a gosh darn great lineup, most of which donโ€™t have songs with the f-word in the title!

elektrovox.bandcamp.com/album/grabyo...

01.12.2024 15:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Grendel Slain by Beowulf MADISON, WIโ€”A man calling himself Beowulf stormed the stage and tore frontman JD Tucker's arm from his body,

Tragedy has befallen
@grendelband.bsky.social

21.11.2024 14:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In some states, it is illegal to perform live industrial music without dirty-neck makeup. Touring musicians should always check local ordinances before hitting the stage.

23.03.2024 15:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Grandmother Disapproves of Grandson's Lifestyle RUTHERFORD, CTโ€”68-year-old Gladys "Nightwitch" Hanson is not happy with her grandson's chosen lifestyle.

"When Kyle started wearing American Eagle in high school, I thought it was just a phase. Then he went to college for business, and I really started to worry."

20.11.2024 14:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Morrissey Charging Extra for Non Meet & Greet Tickets When reached for explanation, Morrissey's publicist asked, "Isn't it obvious?"

Morrissey Charging Extra for Non Meet & Greet Tickets

19.11.2024 23:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Your favorite band stinks.
Toot.rivetingnews.org

15.07.2024 13:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Goth Softball Game Postponed After Two-Hour Sun Delay OSWEGO, ILโ€”Asked if he was unhappy about the game being called, Team Captain Josh Bloodraven replied, "I'm always unhappy."

The game was paused as Josh Ravenblood was batting with two outs in the top of the fourth.

28.06.2024 23:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ailing Cyber Goth Booted into Safe Mode LANCASTER, UKโ€”The IT Department has been called in to a local night club after a cyber goth froze up on the dancefloor.

Thankfully, the venue keeps a recovery disc behind the bar.

#cybergoth #cyber #goth

24.05.2024 06:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Morrissey Charging Extra for Non Meet & Greet Tickets When reached for explanation, Morrissey's publicist asked, "Isn't it obvious?"

Fans can expect to pay upwards of $100 extra to avoid having a conversation with #Morrissey.

22.05.2024 05:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Dead Animal Assembly Plant Launches Build-A-Bear Workshop Franchise Customers can utilize parts of deceased creatures to construct their own customized dead animals.

UPDATE: Build-A-Bear Workshop, Inc. has filed an injunction against Dead Animal Assembly Plant stating they "never approved these ghastly changes to store operations."

29.03.2024 21:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In some states, it is illegal to perform live industrial music without dirty-neck makeup. Touring musicians should always check local ordinances before hitting the stage.

23.03.2024 15:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Opinion: Game Accurate Halo, ToeJam & Earl Series Would be Boring Gamers are upset that the series has strayed from the source material.

Give us something new. Shake things up. Just don't give anyone a nipple tattoo like the new Crow remake. #halo #toejamandearl

17.03.2024 22:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Taylor Swift Joins Tool Onstage at MSG to Perform โ€œStinkfistโ€ - Madhouse Magazine In a most surprising collaboration, Taylor Swift joined Tool onstage at Madison Square Garden in New York City. The crowd...

The match made in hell left the audience screaming for more.

15.01.2024 17:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Taco Bell Introduces New Goth Wrap Supreme The announcement has sparked mixed reactions online, with some praising Taco Bell for catering to a previously underserved market.

Just updated an article to include commentary from a @bsky.app user because social media reactions to things are news now.

03.01.2024 07:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Timing is everything. #nailedit

22.12.2023 09:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Mall Santa Confesses to Being One True Santa, 14 Murders CHESTNUT GROVE, NCโ€”A beloved mall Santa has revealed a closely guarded secret.

Interpol has since linked the man to multiple fatal stabbings across the globe involving a sharpened candy cane.

22.12.2023 09:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you for the invite code!

17.12.2023 07:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@bsky.app You should know that letting me have this account without any invite codes has had the unintended side effect of me using my personal acct on the other site again because I realized I missed this. I didn't mean to; it just sort of happened. I'm not blaming you, but it is mostly your fault.

14.12.2023 05:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Opinion: Labeling Regular Donuts as Cream Filled Should be a Federal Crime Our editor thinks he can just rant about anything and publish it if he puts "Opinion:" in the headline.

Our editor thinks he can just rant about anything and publish it if he puts "Opinion:" in the headline.

11.12.2023 18:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does everyone realize they can set their username to their domain name and get rid of the "bsky app" part?

11.12.2023 03:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Angelspit has never been brutal.

09.12.2023 07:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One time I had an MRI, and they asked me if I wanted headphones to listen to music, and I said, "No thanks. I'm about to hear some sweet industrial music."

09.12.2023 07:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Taylor Swift to Release Industrial Album, Riveting News Out of Ideas NASHVILLE, TNโ€”Let's say she's recorded an industrial album featuring a single about her breakup with pop-country. Sound good?

YES

09.12.2023 07:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0