"We invested in the least likely moon shot and worked back from there. Also we're avoiding ESG because 'woke.'"

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Was she reincarnated as Steven Tyler after the first time?

my take on the banks is they should be boring, steadily rising higher. so when they start having multiple sessions like this the last couple weeks, I worry they are signaling something is wrong

Just realized the altered title 'Tyranny of Something' which, honestly, might be better.

Shame they booked Alabama Shakes. Some should let the artists know they're basically soundtracking the world's most annoying picnic.

that twitter billionaire's dumbass grok image proposing oil transfer by land through what looks like oman and uae, both currently in range of iranian drones and missiles. the trucks have been replaced by a giant slip n' slide running between the ships and a caption that reads "Pour Oil into Giant Slip n' Slide"

Can this be a solution?

Would take B even if it was just a 20 point deduction that didn't also relegate City.

Legit love this.

I would watch a comedy about a guy who, every week, goes into CBS to pitch another copaganda show.

There are people who listen to this and other podcasts every day. Are people commuting for 6 hours? Can they just zone out at work all day? How do people have all this time to listen to podcasts?

I don't know why that made me laugh for a solid minute but it did and it was a lovely respite from The Horrors™ so thank you.

*slow clap*

If only the album were as good as this knock-off of its cover.

That's 100% a lie I would believe.

Peening your balls.

CBS ran a cop show called Blue Bloods that I was vaguely aware of and if you had asked me I would have said it was on for 2 maybe 3 seasons. It ran for 14.

He also loves to say Wharton because it makes people think he got an MBA but UPenn uses Wharton on its undergrad business school. So he's just an undergrad business major from when it was relatively easy to get into Penn and even then he needed help.

Roses are red
Down pillows are softest

At 0:20: '... and stay up.' Perfect.

Just the biggest bunch of losers racing to a camera to debase themselves for a malignant imbecile.

A photo of the Chicago skyline at night with a tangle of bright lighting lignite gap the night sky during a thunderstorm

Boom! Had a great ight show over the skyline tonight. Here’s my first big lightning shot of the season.

This is a 2-frame composite. Best as I can tell, two large, branching bolts struck the eastern antenna mast of the Hancock. #wxsky #ilwx

Losers. He's a hebephile.

Why can't we tell when we're in hell?

Was at a conference where a non-profit was doing something very similar to simulate customer feedback. And it's kind of hysterical that a dinky non-profit had this idea and was using it to help not-make-money better but two teenagers are using it to be worth a billion on paper.

No way! 😂🤣🔥🔥🔥👇

This whole thread is remarkable.

"We do not use AI." Uh... yeah you do.

Thanks. Watching on UniMas and they didn't know why either.

Why was that waived off? #CL