Double Garlic*

It looks amazing and will look epic once glazed! 😍

Narratively having Ever Given getting stuck in 2021 to set up Hormuz in 2026 is great foreshadowing. You want your audience to understand the basics of international shipping in a lower stakes context so you drop the real plot without a lot of saggy exposition about the minutiae of cargo logistics.

as someone who spends 99% of their time alone with two cats, my NSA agent must have thousands of hours of silence broken by me singing to my cats

The greatest pottery-club lesson of all time is

“Do not fuck around with arts & crafts hobbyists, for many of them are neurodivergent women and they can manufacture, very fast, the most cartoonish, embarrassingly naked caricature of you and make sure that everyone in your town sees it”

I don’t think I could do it even with a ladder

Trump: "We're gonna cut of all trade with Spain don't want anything to do with Spain." marion @ pitlanelando as a Spaniard, i'm utterly devastated to hear Trump wants to cut ties with Spain. how will we survive without lectures on freedom from a man who thinks paella needs ketchup? we'll try to cope with universal healthcare and 30 days of paid vacation. thoughts and tapas y'all RESISTANCE!

My favorite headline in a while.

Screencap from the Star Wars scene where Obi-Wan Kenobi tells Anakin that he was supposed to be the chosen one.

me @ several major news outlets

Who would have guessed that something could dethrone extra virgin olive oil?

Note to self: fill a suitcase with those cans next time I visit my hometown.

And keep the receipt. Airport authorities might have questions.

Best performing “immigrant food” currency is small cans of anchovy olives

Increasingly of the opinion that the correct answer to the Trolley Problem is "fuck you, why are you so fixated on finding reasons to justify killing people?"

There is nothing that screeches louder than the tires of a Dutch bus subject to a tight schedule #iykyk

99% certain that Max Verstappen must have been a Dutch bus driver in his previous life

Remember guys, you can’t afford a gas rig, or a coal mine, or a nuclear power station, but you can afford to put some cheap solar panels on your roof.

That’s why the fossil fuel industry has spent billions trying to kill renewable energy.

The dealer needs to keep you addicted.

💪

Stop 👏 having 👏 unrealistic 👏 body 👏 standards 👏 for 👏 camels 👏

if the phrase "nitrogen fixing" means nothing to you, I promise you are wildly overestimating how well you'll do in a post-apocalypse

There’s roasting

. there’s intense roasting

..there’s roasting with potatoes

…and there’s the Furnaces of Hell, which is how both literature lovers and general public are reacting to the misogynistic, racist, inane clown truck claiming against all evidence to be a film based on Wuthering Heights

Basically, take the amount of money you think your favorite author gets, halve it, and then halve it again, and you have a number that's probably a lot closer to their actual earnings from writing.

"But I don't think they make that much!"

Halve that. Halve it again.

Esto va a ser un serial 🍿

Entre el historial público que ya tiene la colega y el cambio fulminante deben haber horrores internos en la casa. Largar un CEO es bastante complicado pero han tardado mucho.

Tienes que haberla liado muy parda, interna y externamente, varias veces, para que tu board entre en modo control de daños y te reemplace urgentemente por un interim CEO. Y el CEO viene del VC? Fijo que les audita internamente. El nuevo puesto de doña gofres parece la alternativa barata a despedirla

an orange cat looks truly exhausted after “daylight savings” stole an hour from him

I really needed that hour but they stole it

Tweet that says "Scores of "I don't care if it provably causes health problems and death, I wanna violate your clock and life so l can play outside cause I'm more active and thus a better person than you couch potatoes" responses.

Yes. Also lots of rich yt folks being like "well it's better for me personally" when we know DST will disproportionately impact kids and poor people with very early work start times

This International Women’s Day remember there’s a President who calls female journalists “piggy” and “ugly”.

Who said “grab ‘em by the p*ssy”.

Who’s been accused of child rape and found liable for sexual assault.

Who just blew up 168 little girls in Iran.

We have a long way to go.

Scene from Hungary tonight as crowds rally against the Russian-backed Orban regime.

“Hope” aka “we are still desperately negotiating the supply of components”