jay pico

replaced the broken turn signal switch on the truck… somehow breaking the shift indicator and now can’t get the steering wheel back on 😵‍💫

PANEL 1: Two cowboys are standing on a porch looking out. COWBOY 1: "Every day shit sucks harder'n ever, n' I jes get slower n' weaker." PANEL 2: The older cowboy speaks. COWBOY 2: "We ain't meant to triumph, son. We wrassle the angel, n' the point ain't to win, it's to wrassle. That's how the angel's gotta see it, anyhow."

with cooter ray beechum near wiley creek

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at the phase of this truck project where it’s become about fixing the thing that mysteriously broke in the midst of fixing the first thing

the price of oil surging means you can burn your shein clothes, extract the oil, and make more money than you paid

move slow and repair things

> Crazy Crabs, which were simply hermit crabs in a box.

not one of his better ideas, but evidently far from his worst

secondhand AI psychosis. it’s dangerous to be in an online space with a chain-AI-prompter

You're either frolicking in this field with me Or You're frolicking in this field against me

M is for maybe this starts with an m N is for next letter, and that one's an n E is for easy, like spelling this word M is for magpie, the stealingest bird O is for only three more letters to go N is for nearly there, you mnemonic pro I is for imminent, this poem's end C is for congratulations, my spellingwell friend

If you are unsure of how to spell mnemonic, here is a handy mnemonic:

An illustration of a strange-looking staircase. The steps of the staircase appear to lead both up and down at the same time. Text near the bottom left says 'FIG. 14-2'.

Which way does the staircase go? In this famous 'Endless Staircase' optical illusion, it's impossible to tell if the stairs are ascending or descending, leaving the observer thoroughly perplexed.

Actor Marlon Brando and Puyallup tribal leader Bob Satiacum just before Brando's arrest during a fish-in, Puyallup River, Tacoma, March 2, 1964

#OnThisDay in 1964, Marlon Brando joined local Native Americans for a fish-in protest at the Puyallup River. historylink.org/File/5332

AI is your friend who knows everything. AI is taking your job. AI is your mom. AI is God? AI is your sexy lover who never says no. AI is going to drive humans to extinction. AI is a cute little crab—don’t hurt the AI’s feelings!

willing to hunt, but just as willing to scavenge, much like the majestic bald eagle

weather couldn’t be better today! couple of sailings cancelled, unclear why

whoof only took an eight hour wait to get the next ferry out of Orcas

all the news about auto loans these days suggests just that!

"Hey, Norton! ... Ain't that your dog attackin' the president?"

I got your back

hearing AI company CEOs excitedly telling you how "we can now all finally become managers" without blinking makes me want to pack my bags and move to the moon

There's an outage happening which manifests as me seeing push notifications from people (asking for help) but then unable to see the posts in the app.

For other people, this shows up as disappearing posts and likes and so on. We're working on it!

it's the posting purge, all posts autoexpire like old snapchat, get your takes out while they're cheap

my job is good and I am lucky to have it. my job is good and I am lucky to have it. my job is good and I am lucky to have it. my job is good and I am lucky to have it. my job is good and I am lucky to h

I am once again fantasizing about respectable employment doing something that benefits society in a tangible way

A state of mind should be encouraged that anything can be sabotaged.

the end card to MST3K that says "keep circulating the tapes"

In retrospect this had a way larger effect on me then I ever could have imagined.

reading posts online as a form of conceptual hormesis

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