jaker

also all the massive stinky farts

AJ Pierzynski and Adam wainwright have mics Cuz it’s like if Trucks coild talk

I’ll report back

I have Some maple cream do we think that would work

there simply isn't a beer big enough for me when he goes

charlie Kirk long history of being a squirter

trying to ascribe logic to her grape jelly brain feels like a bit of a fools errand

Candace Owens @RealCandaceO Charlie Kirk was the first casualty of the War in Iran. Never forget what they did to him. 8:46 AM • Mar 6, 2026 • 1.8M Views

folks,, I am so sorry to bring this over but It’s genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve seen this week.

Classic legal defense of “nah”

just saw Edmundo Sosa on my screen So things are looking Up

“You’re absolutely right. I shouldn’t have called back to back timeouts with 11:48 left in the third quarter. I will take your feedback and improve, thanks!”

Philadelphia Phillies legend Curtis Mead

irony is for the dead

(canonical second time)

HIGHWAYYYY TOOO THE DANGER ZONE

HIGH WAYYYY TOOO THE DANGERRR ZONE

fuck yea mr pothead Be Thou My Vision

rolling a joint in a hotel room but ina god honoring way

Kristi Noem might’ve sacrificed her marriage, face, dogs and chances of every leading a fulfilling and Enjoyable life but at least it was all for nothing

how fast you think the flash can beat his shit off?

oh my god this is better than a roast I’m having a blast

Why wait

Bitchmade Mullin

I’m happy to confirm your hopes

you can smell it through the screen

Feeling Safe and Like my Homeland Is Securred

honestly who friggin needs AI when Bobby NightenGOAT is hallucinating This Good

we all thought it but you said it

You can’t move my Overton window if I slam the thing shut on your stupid little grubby incel fingers

Flyers fight coach and bareknuckle brawler Johnny ‘Cannoli’ Garbarino sparked a melee outside Barstool Sansom. It was caught on video. Police are investigating the altercation after an assault complaint was filed. But a cop on the scene reportedly gave Garbarino a fist bump. The boxer said he was a friend.

violent douche + b*rstool “sports” + filmed assault + party members literally kicking people while they’re down = fist-bump from cop buddy that did absolutely nothing about it

great country we have here I hate it very much

a well executed armbar can not only break the arm, but separate the elbow and sometimes even the Shojlder joint. All of Which are extremely painful

AOC: This is about actual crimes happening in front of us. This is about shredding the Constitution and plunging us into war. This is about taking crypto money and money laundering… So if you’re asking me if I’d support impeachment, I do