I need a fat blob in my life that's like a popular movie star with how many rolls they have..

You're in for a World of Wart now.

cookie

this one is old, but it feels thematic to the last one.

If this is how he is with the Flamin' Hot, imagine what will happen when he finds the stash of Puffs!

I am not immune to fat furry mascot propaganda.

Thank you, homie!

cheeto

Just when you thought the card shop you were playing at didn't smell bad enough!

I got back into Yu-gi-Oh.

Why even tag a wall when you can slime up someone to use as a free canvas?

Thank you, homie! This rocks super hard! :]

As if I wouldn't get stuck in your fur if you tried, green machine.

AHH A GHOST!!

I'd love to TF into gum sometime, but I feel I'd be chewed out for it.

It's crazy, but I actually don't like my art looking like a cryptid sighting photo when I upload it. Something I'm gonna have to get used to here though.

Thing for @merchantdog.bsky.social

Reupload because the crunch was hurting my teeth. Anyway, big Boof! Also FA link in case the compression hits again.
www.furaffinity.net/view/64062003/

Benches always look a lot comfier with a flat nerd spread across it! :]

Sorry I'm not posting more art. A close friend of mine got cursed by an evil sorcerer and now I've got to travel all these wacky worlds collecting tiny versions of them all with distinct and endearing personalities.

I'll keep y'all updated though.

@rikuredo.bsky.social has a fat snake. I drew them being as thrilled as they are capable of being.

For you and your tastes, it's steps 3 through 8.

That would skip the middle step of buying a card...

My squish tolerance has considerably increased from pancake to sticker, so possibly, big ott.

As it should be. Probably has some resistance built up after being around you. :]

@karnagewuff.bsky.social will be in the bowser birthday chamber until further notice.

You took your annual shower?

If they didn't want me to use the Druid Tornados to puff folks up into massive blimps, then they shouldn't have taught me how to do that.

You're not being suffocated by butt and thighs, you're drowning in thiccsand.

Part of the daily routine at this point.

I can appreciate

let me get my cave diving helmet on first..