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I miss the honky tonks Dairy Queens and 7-Elevens

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Damn, and we thought Abu Ghraib was torture…

06.03.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m the guy in the blue shirt with his hands over his eyes…

06.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Life’s too short to carry grudges, so I’ve started pushing mine around in a wheelbarrow…

06.03.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 65 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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a close up of a man 's face with a mustache wearing a black jacket . ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a mustache wearing a black jacket .

You can’t lose a war you haven’t declared…

06.03.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is such a nightmare. Is this the new normal?

06.03.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Got word last night a coworker got apprehended by 🧊. I’m terrified for him and his family.

Nuremberg won’t be enough…

06.03.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We used to be a proper country

06.03.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Showing my age with this one. The 70s were wild.

06.03.2026 00:54 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nah, he’s a red flag.

06.03.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Found it. He’s a peach.πŸ‘

06.03.2026 00:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It burns when I go tinkle

06.03.2026 00:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Religious types aren’t looking for a conversation. They’re looking for someone to control, to preach at…someone to talk down to. Convert and obey.

Stick to shitposter reply guys with cartoon avis and snarky retorts. Occasional jokes about toast.

05.03.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I kinda remember that account trying to involve themselves into our threads recently, but can’t find it. Huge red flag, that one. 🚩

05.03.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
MAGA dude selfie. Trust me bruh, you don’t wanna know.

MAGA dude selfie. Trust me bruh, you don’t wanna know.

It’s his alt…

05.03.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How did I miss this?

05.03.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Another tragic, and completely foreseeable, cost of this war.

05.03.2026 21:23 πŸ‘ 1018 πŸ” 293 πŸ’¬ 51 πŸ“Œ 17

Ahhh. Of course πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜†

05.03.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

05.03.2026 22:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Shields of the American Yarnells

05.03.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Exit interview after punch and pie in the break room

05.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This made me LOL

05.03.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s me. I’m the American Rube.

In the Shield of American Village Idiots

05.03.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œJesus Juice?”

School an American rube…please…

05.03.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I sometimes belt my pants halfway up to my chest just for a glimpse of the future.

05.03.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just don’t scratch their stomach, right? They go into attack mode?

05.03.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

truth.

meet the new boss. just as shitty as the old boss.

05.03.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, what? NZ buys US butter? Why? You want some Yellow #5 on your toast?

05.03.2026 21:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

10+ years of this insanity πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

05.03.2026 21:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Does she get to keep the fuck plane

05.03.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 475 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 12

wtf is that? Marvel movie?

05.03.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0