A partridge and a pear tree sounds like a good Christmas present ngl, free pears is always an awesome gift lol

If Nepal did we can too and we have guns! The 250th anniversary of the American Revolution is July 4th 2026, what would our founding fathers do in the state of this tyrannical government? #AmericanRevolution2 #WhatWouldGWashDo

can confirm, since I’m that possum friendo you’re mentioning lol.

Looks like the BO2 Zombies map Transit.

Nuketown 2025 from Black Ops 2 is no longer in the future, I feel fucking old.

Become like your forefathers stop being reliant on mass produced graphic cards that have genetically modified sand in them.

Roam the plains of Kansas and catch a wild GPU it will run your videogame cleaner.

all my mint enthusiasts, please rise 🙌

Ya boi hella craving a Crunchwrap Supreme and a Baja Blast bcuz ngl that sounds delish rn, I just ain’t going to Taco Bell rn and DoorDash is too expensive for my broke ass, rip in pepperoni my dreams of a Crunchwrap.

pro tip: eat ass like it’s going out of style.

possum, noice.

I know I'm a bit late to the party but I still wanted to share a meme I like.

Since Bluesky now has video support, here's one of my favorite memes.

haven’t been able to sleep for days, that’s about it.

As an Oregonian I think my state is actually 100% doomed if people that don’t believe in vaccines are actually becoming parents and sending their kid(s) to school unvaccinated, back when I was in school you couldn’t even be admitted to a public school if you weren’t fully vaccinated and I’m only 23.

A selection of 78 rpm recordings.

Why is it important to preserve 78rpm recordings?

As audio preservation expert George Blood explains, "78rpm discs were the way we learned about each other and entertained the world." blog.archive.org/2024/08/26/v... #VanishingCulture

Trash rat dumpster dive Dumpster dive of a track diggin' playlist, I bulk put songs in here and dig through them l8r, alot of these tracks will make it into future sets.

if anybody wants to know what’ll end up in a future DJ set or wants some good #Dubstep or #Riddim it’s probably in here on.soundcloud.com/ys257pk9ChAE...

Excuse the dirty bong water, we got done using the bong before I took some photos, this is the *only* decent photo btw so that’s why there’s only 1 photo.

A glass bong with an intricate cannabis leaf pattern sitting on top of a black sofa.

Thinking about my brother’s sick af bong that I did a photo shoot with while high af a few weekends ago. #weed #cannabis

A hijacker gets up on a plane and says "people on this Boston to Los Angeles flight, we're doing 9/11 2... but this time, in the name of secularism." Mark Wahlberg perks up and thinks to himself "this is it, Mark Wahlberg, the moment you've been preparing for your entire life."

Ash Wednesday Comic

A man wearing a hat and a briefcase is trying to leave his house, but another man is holding on to his leg. The man in the hat says "I'm sorry, unemployed boyfriend. I have to go to work." The door slams and the boyfriend watches the door sadly, patiently. Morning turns to evening turns to night. The shadows creep down the wall. The unemployed boyfriend stares with mournful anticipation at the door the whole time.

Jesse Pinkman says "Yo Mr. White." He opens a sketchbooks and says "I drew us as Sonic O.C.s" Walter White looks at him intensely and says "Jesse..."

An aggressive man is accosting a nervous looking man. The aggressive man, only visible from the head up says "you wanna fuck with me? I am in a gang, motherfucker. We pull back to reveal that the aggressive man is in a Pokemon first gen team rocket costume. HIs midriff is exposed like Jesse in the anime. He retains an expresion of aggression.