Old mate is watching A Current Affair and this dipshit influencer on now should be at a boxing gym so people can use his face as a speedbag.
07.03.2026 08:29
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Old mate is watching A Current Affair and this dipshit influencer on now should be at a boxing gym so people can use his face as a speedbag.
BREAKING - Insufferable little prick dreams of becoming a billionaire. No-one takes this as a call to action.
Will I still be able to follow it if I haven't seen World War 1? Or World War Z?
I haven't seen World War 2 yet. Who directed it?
I thought this was an Onion headline and the thing that tipped me off was that they credited the author and it wasn't a celebrity or something.
"We're sending a bunker-buster into his underground prison. He'd prefer this than the humiliation of capture."
"Are you sure about that, Mr President?"
"Yes."
"Did you ask-?"
"We're sure. Very sure."
BREAKING - Pete Hegseth somehow unites the Fremen against the US even though they are fictional characters from sci-fi books. "How the heck are they riding those giant worms like that?"
When Israel is up against an enemy with slightly more resources than people in a glorified concentration camp, suddenly the iron dome isn't so invincible.
I wonder how much ammo they got left?
That's true, but they also use footage like this to garner sympathy. But you're right, if this was done without the go-ahead, the uploader is probably in for some chop.
So five organisations were approached regarding this role and they knocked it back because of conflict of interest. Due to their ties to the university sector.
But a former Catholic uni VC is fine. No ties I guess. I mean, he was only in charge of a uni, how could there be CoI? Fuck me dead.
Sorry, what did they call Abbott and Costello? It looks like it's "John &" something... but not their actual names...
If you were horrified by Grok making sexually explicit deepfakes of women and girls, you will want to read the research/reporting I have coming out later today. One of the most-active venues for that type of abuse is hiding in plain sight, and AFAIK my piece is the first to confront it head on.
Aussie PM Albanese says that although three Australians were on the sub that sank an Iranian warship, they had no active role in offensive engagements. They were just there for training or w/e.
I've been on a submarine and let me just say I find that stretches credulity to say the least.
To summarize the Pentagon Papers, a phrase you will see often is "we need more time and more troops". Month after month of this shit. No matter how many troops were committed, how much money spent. After a while you have to stop committing the sunk cost fallacy.
And anyway nukes wouldn't have won Vietnam, not in the long term. They spent nearly 100 years kicking the French out. Check out Dien Bien Phu to see what lengths the Vietnamese will go to so they can fuck you up. Read the Pentagon papers. America was always going to tire first.
“And for him to turn around in the last week and have a crack at David Pocock and Grace Tame, you could not be further departed from the reality of Australians to do that.” – Hannah Ferguson
Read more: https://theaus.in/4sr9RQ3
Glad to be of service. It's been a trying day for me, I enjoy making someone else laugh. 🫡
Me, a treefrog.
I was at a talk by a Vietnam veteran who told us that the Vietnamese generals said if we fought for a few more months they would’ve surrendered. I was polite and didn’t guffaw.
(If this sounds random, you should read Mr Birmingham’s article for context)
I studied history and if there's one thing I learned is that there's no straight answers. But history is a morality tale for children compared to international politics, Gott in Himmel.
And that was when Donald John Trump became presidential
Blue Detective ("Time is a flat circlejerk")
28 Rears Later, the Boner Temple (probably go gay with this one)
Buttpirates of the Carribean ("You best start believing in buttholes. You're IN one!")
I'm bringing back 80s/90s parody porn. And I'm pleased to announce that for just $500 and some VERY good coffee vouchers, I have shot my first one, The Boner Collector. If anyone has any ideas for any more titles, please post them here. I need the money to feed my spiralling meth habit.
Similar to that joke which went around in the lead up to the second Gulf War:
"We need to know where Saddam is keeping his WMDs!"
"Didn't you remember to keep the receipts?"
BREAKING - Oscars Presenters announced (this report will be delayed while we find a reporter who gives a shit about this nonsense enough to write about it)
George Orwell was all about being a tough guy. Just read his books! Constantly portraying his protagonists, even himself, as sickly and thin was just a double-bluff! Or something.
Houthi Leader Abdul-Malik al-Houthi:
We affirm our support for Iran and its Muslim people, and we are ready to act at any moment.
Well, maybe I was a bit too optimistic...
Storm v Eels 50-4. But I still think Paramatta could cause an upset.
