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PICTURED: Erika Kirk in deep thought, trying to remember her husband's last name.

I prefer to be an alternative, niche poster.

They also have the monarchy, in which the next person in line for succession is selected by choosing the person who knows the most Cockney rhyming slang terms. Charles III famously won the crown when he guessed that a 'gazza' was a coin.

I had to go to hospital to get my testicles replaced because I busted both my nuts laughing when I found out who they picked. Remember your hi-vis vest when you’re installing the Hills hoist, Matty!

Albo's dog getting ready for the big game or some shit

He's just sent us to war, people can't afford normal things, and billionaires are encouraging the racists to go fkn nuts while we get robbed. How is this different to "Scomo's" curry, Bunnings and Sharkies posting? These pricks are popped out of the same mold in the same factory.

Rorschach from Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons's Watchmen. Looking straight out of the panel, passively saying, "Joking, of course."

The only fly in the ointment would be if the megalomaniacal sociopath is also a complete dumbass who would somehow drop the pop-fly.

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Fire in a building

A direct missile hit reported at Beirut, Israeli media claim it’s an assassination attempt

I always like to reward good behaviour. And Ana Kasparian leaving that dimwad show that Patrick Bet-David set up, pausing long enough to tell Dinesh D'Loser what a scumbag he is, certainly qualifies. Well done Ms Kasparian. Do more of that and less trans-bashing.

Mate, I wouldn't even get near the net for all the travelling. That game looks hard!

IIRC the pioneer label was already taken by Placebo. My memory is hot mush tho.

Too late now, Trump! You wanted to drain the swamp, now you're stuck in one.

(he never wanted to drain the swamp, I'm merely being prosaic)

Hey, I'm admittedly not well versed in military strategy. So apologies if this is a stupid question. But is it a good idea to telegraph to a belligerent nation like N Korea that your defences are currently compromised?

I was in a 2 hour briefing today on the Iran War. All the briefings are closed, because Trump can't defend this war in public.

I obviously can't disclose classified info, but you deserve to know how incoherent and incomplete these war plans are.

1/ Here's what I can share:

Well at least you have manners unlike that Orange boor. You've won me over!

Amazing that these guys won't show their faces. It's not like they're at risk of being hellfire'd by a US predator drone or anything. Stinks of shame imo.

Like, no shit dude this is not normal. We figured that one out ourselves. But thanks for your contribution anyway! bsky.app/profile/thef...

This account is flogging AI. Consequently, I believe this and other similarly wrong/banal posts by 'him' are just being churned out by AI. No-one with a working brain would post something like this without something in their head going "Are you SURE about that?"

Hahahaha Sharri Markson just had Drew Pablum on her show to talk about the NDIS for reasons best known to her.

Congrats Sharri baby, you made it. You can't sink any lower than this. Your name will be etched for ever in the book of 'low altitude fliers'.

She'll probably use the Ayn Rand defence. Which, when you cut away all the crap, is basically: "It's okay when *I* do it."

Give me your phone number so I can run my posts by you before I hit send. It’s SO important a halfwit like you doesn’t get confused. Apparently.

I always count how many doorknobs are between my room and the fire exit. In case there’s a fire filling the corridors with dense, choking smoke! 😇

He is resigning as leader so he can spend more time with his loved ones, Sky After Dark.

Kenny Everett as 'Elton John'. You can't (hardly) see his face because a gigantic pair of glasses are in the way.

Screw it, we'll go to Bari Weiss instead... WTF? God dammit!!!

Kenny Everett performing as 'Mick Jagger'. You can't see his face because there's just a gigantic pair of lips in the way.

We now cross to Olivia Reingold of the Free Press for her opinion on something-or-other. We're just having technical difficulties with the mic picking up her voice for some reason.

Used to be you could, but now we have AI.

(that's my take on the Terror based on a single undergrad class I took at uni on the French Revolution AND Napoleon, I admit in advance that my view might be reductive to say the least)

And, sometimes, a bunch of people who didn't do anything worse than sing the national anthem too softly. Better to get it over with and not defend the unfit king.