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Matt Haughey

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Internet dork from way back You should probably also follow me here: https://bsky.app/profile/mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy Or my blog: https://a.wholelottanothing.org

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I still remember Michael Buffington was the only 5-digit ICQ person I ever met, his ID was like 10,000 something, he got some early tip off in 1997 or something when it launched

06.03.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

6847330 is my ICQ, this guy is a n00b

06.03.2026 11:03 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

His insta stories are solid gold. He also almost won the jeopardy tournament of champions last month (not the watered down celebrity one, the real stuff)

01.03.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sam Altman straight up like "what if we released vibe bombing"

28.02.2026 14:18 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Racing’s looks like a screensaver from 1995. Portland’s is somehow worse than last year. I think Angel City is the only one I would want to wear.

26.02.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah, a real murders row!

23.02.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow! My rock climber friends used to call that an β€œape index” of ten. That’s nuts!

What do you wear for long sleeve dress shirts? Is a 37 sleeve even remotely enough?

18.02.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I have huge hands and I grew like 4” taller when I was 19 and both things were due to growth hormones in my body going nuts because of my otherwise mostly harmless brain tumor. If you’re curious, get your prolactin levels checked in a blood test.

18.02.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
"IF I CAME IN SECOND PLACE AT THE WINTER OLYMPICS"
"IF I CAME IN SECOND PLACE AT THE WINTER OLYMPICS" YouTube video by TikTok Compilations 101

Quinta Brunson nailed this over ten years ago in an old buzzfeed clip: youtu.be/mnLljVxm_0k?...

16.02.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

True, but seeing flowering trees in 70Β° temps, I felt it in my bones

13.02.2026 11:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah in the docs you can tweak roadways

10.02.2026 13:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it's nerdy stuff, but I have a UniFi doorbell that only records to local hard drives, but remains accessible to me outside of my home. But nothing is stored in the cloud, there are no monthly fees, and no scary overlords with access to everything.

09.02.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One of the TRMNL units

08.02.2026 03:57 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Naw never seen the shop owner UI myself or gotten to use it before.

03.02.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

an outdoor rated wireless access point to go on my garage and cover devices around my home that can't quite reach wifi, a couple small PoE wifi cameras, and one of their video doorbell things

22.01.2026 21:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a.wholelottanothing.org in 2005

Screenshot of a.wholelottanothing.org in 2005

a.wholelottanothing.org in 2005
https://web.archive.org/web/20050812013916if_/http://a.wholelottanothing.org:80

15.01.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

I ate at loads of high end restaurants all over Italy for two full weeks but the absolute best risotto I had ever on earth was in Rome’s main train station cafeteria.

16.01.2026 05:16 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Who on earth can even remotely replace her? First Hina goes and now this? Thorns defense is going to be in shambles for 2026.

14.01.2026 13:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video

A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video

A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video

A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video

A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video

A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video

A photograph of the seminary gym in knives out. It has the same window.

A photograph of the seminary gym in knives out. It has the same window.

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

29.12.2025 13:11 πŸ‘ 29057 πŸ” 7352 πŸ’¬ 430 πŸ“Œ 532

I haven’t tested yet but yeah I’ll probably have to chop the corners off to get the 45Β° occasional cuts.

29.12.2025 02:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just do a squeeze of lemon

26.12.2025 18:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Griffith Park in LA was a gift to the city from the director of the movie, desperate to rewrite the top line in his obit before he died

19.12.2025 17:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Thank you to the large crypto donor ( 10BTC! ) to the @archive.org

Thank you crypto folks!

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16.12.2025 19:58 πŸ‘ 143 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 4

They’re selling as used for 50k with barely any miles, which starts to be a good deal

12.12.2025 01:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah that’s who I was thinking of!

04.12.2025 22:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oooh, was that illustration done by that famous French artist that does that kind of chalk/crayon stuff?

04.12.2025 21:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A comparison, showing a hippo standing in shallow water, and a see-through model of a hippo with an extremely thin layer of subcutaneous fat and skin over a body that's thick with muscle.

A comparison, showing a hippo standing in shallow water, and a see-through model of a hippo with an extremely thin layer of subcutaneous fat and skin over a body that's thick with muscle.

Additionally, hippos - despite being massive - have almost no fat on them. All of that impressive bulk is muscle.

2% body fat. Compare that to Elephants, which are around 8-10%, or rhinos, which are 10-20%.

The average human is around 20-40%, for reference.

They're *all* muscle.

12.03.2025 05:42 πŸ‘ 2403 πŸ” 443 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 229
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The Colors of Zohran Mamdani in New York - GraphΓ©ine, l'agence branding qui soigne votre identitΓ© de marque ! Zohran Mamdani has just been elected Mayor of New York, becoming the city’s youngest socialist and Muslim mayor β€” a first in the United States. Decoding his visual communication.

Here are a couple good stories about the team and design choices grapheine.com/en/magazine/...

abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory...

08.11.2025 18:25 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I’ll post it on Wednesday to my blog

18.10.2025 18:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

sure I'll put it in a blog post. Basically, the old ways weren't working for the past ten years on me.

17.10.2025 22:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0