up to my eyeballs in experimental drugs
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up to my eyeballs in experimental drugs
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AJB...
anyone know any websites where I can rent a critic?.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlJk...
tried woodwork once, not a joiner
plumber says he has to mind meld before he can carry out any repairs, i know it’s a quick fix but there’s no need to go mental
catch, bite, imperial blowback
Pictogram of Rock, Paper, Scissors, Table saw
Rock, Paper, Scissors, Table saw
silencing my thoughts with a *shhhhh
Wanna go outside and touch cats?
Why is watermelon the worst of the artificial flavors?
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but stop mixing tropical fruit with non-tropical fruit.
*me looking directly into imaginary camera:
I spend an alarming amount of time pretending I am on a reality television show
sooo can I donate someone else’s plasma for money
I would like everyone to wish me a happy birthday today even though it’s not my birthday I just need some attention
I gotta Velcro merkin made of bacon if anyone’s hungry
Sir Pompous in the orangery with a tightened ascot
Sometimes when I'm bored I get irrationally angry at Emily Dickinson's shitty poetry
put the box fan on low and told my demons they should go but are welcome to stay for coffee if they don’t expect any sugar
Who up having coffee in their favorite coffin
My doomsday bunker is almost complete. Just need to fire the ceramic urn in the kiln.
of course we'll redo it the way you want it for reasons that don't make sense to fix an issue that doesn't exist hence won't be resolved which we've politely explained and we'd love to hear how you're doing after we're done and you realise how much you fucked things up for yourself have a nice day
Will no one rid me of this turbulent chief executive?
I could be furious but eating something tasty so no one would know I’m teetering between planning a murder or carrying out a murder.
memoirs of a dog soldier and the story of one sick puppy
what whine goes with a recipe for disaster? never mind, they all do
got a little black book with all my hex numbers in
i knew this clown who would hit back harder when pushed but it always ended with pie in his face
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Av3q...
not the most technological device in the drawer but an affective tool
if i was acting in concert, i’d make a song and dance
the current death cults couldn’t organise a war party in an armageddon without it bombing
