I just did a leveling kit not a full lift kit on my truck because I don’t have a small penis just an average one.
03.03.2026 01:34
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I just did a leveling kit not a full lift kit on my truck because I don’t have a small penis just an average one.
Decided to go ahead and rearrange the bedroom so we can continue having no sex; just in a different position.
If you're wondering if I've been around, I'm almost a level 8 Google Guide
AI is barely a teenager and already has dementia
Watched that JFK Jr series and started smoking again
Siphoning the snow blower gasoline into the car
🤣🤣🤣🤣
She's a ten but doesn't use Alt Text.
Is life ever bowls full of other fruits or only ones with the pits?
I guess putting lead back into paint is next
I can't make you horny but I can make you question your sanity.
It’s 3:30AM. You’ve been pooping for hours. Do you know where your children are?
Are my underwear backwards dot com
I became a flat-earther so my ‘globe’ could double as a throw rug.
I don’t need love, I need stronger antipsychotics.
My dog chased her tail for ten minutes. Caught it. And then just looked at me with pure confusion, "Okay, now what?"
I gave her a treat. I knew exactly how she felt. My wife gives me treats too.
A lady gave me the side eye today when I spoke to a loaf of bread. Funny, cause I said nothing when she spoke to her baby
I always blush when the waitress asks if I want to add some protein to my salad
help me cheese and mushroom toastie you're my only hope
The only now you know already worse for wear.
if you have a lifesize stuffed horse inside your shop
and a sign that says "do not touch the horse"
imma make it my life's work to steal that horse
i will plan it like a heist & i will ocean's eleven that badboy right out the door under my coat
My favorite is the Fifth Dentist, who doesn't believe in Crest. Or flossing. Or brushing, queues or capitalism. Glorious non-conformist bastard.
dentrassi beer burger
dentrassi beer burgers on me tonight
software that is user friendly with a perpetual license and not some subscription deal like everybody has udders that they slowly milk, drip by drip until the cows come home and then they put you in the ground
prolonging a war to delay a court case is one hell of a way to get out of doing any kind of really hard work
i’m no quantum mechanic but there's your problem, it's your glitches, they’ve got hiccups
up to my eyeballs in experimental drugs
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AJB...
anyone know any websites where I can rent a critic?.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlJk...
tried woodwork once, not a joiner
