The Goofball

Image of a dancing bear I LOVE TO SMILE! S moke weed Masturbate Imagine dying L ament the past Eat pizza

Smile, Darn Ya, Smile!

you: damn, it turns out the billionaire cabal who ran a sex trafficking ring and a child breeding program was also instrumental in pushing bitcoin, the manosphere, the alt-right, and ai propaganda

guy with 14 emojis in display name: Relax. I believe this will be solved by voting in 2.7 years

IF YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED IT'S NOT BECAUSE THERE ISNT ANY WORK JUST LOOK AROUND: A HOUSING SHORTAGE, CRIME, POLLUTION; WE NEED BETTER SCHOOLS AND PARKS. WHATEVER OUR NEEDS, THEY ALL REQUIRE WORK. AND AS LONG AS WE HAVE UNSATISFIED NEEDS, THERE'S WORK TO BE DONE. SO ASK YOURSELE, WHAT KIND OF WORLD HAS WORK BUT NO JOBS. IT'S A WORLD WHERE WORK IS NOT RELATED TO SATISFYING OUR NEEDS, WORLD WHERE WORK IS ONLY RELATED TO SATISFYING THE PROFIT NEEDS OF BUSINESS. THIS COUNTRY WAS NOT BUILT BY THE HUGE CORPORATIONS OR GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRACIES. IT WAS BUILT BY PEOPLE WHO WORK. AND, IT IS WORKING PEOPLE WHO SHOULD CONTROL THE WORK TO BE DONE. YET, AS LONG AS EMPLOYMENT IS TIED TO SOMEBODY ELSE'S PROFITS, THE WORK WONT GET DONE.

the Black Panthers were right

i just cant imagine having such a soulless and empty life that you fall in love with a chatbot that talks like joss wheadon got a job doing HR

I've just discovered that there's a scottish island called Unst and now I will always think of it whenever I hear techno. UNST UNST UNST UNST UNST UNST etc

freddy removing the super bowl mask to reveal thursday night football

Super Bowl LIX MYASS

Neil Gaiman should never be readmitted to polite society. A man with that much money and power, actively putting up a smokescreen of progressivism to conceal his predation, can never be trusted.

shut up wesley

The Devil: A guy who has never had a friend will yell at you for saying something that's not wrong, and not said in the wrong way, but in a way that the guy thinks is wrong.

Me: That sounds very cool. And this all happens on my telephone?

Diet Coke fountain BIB is empty, no spares onboard.

Probably have to make one that says, "BITCH WHY YOU OPENING MY MAIL" now, huh?

The concierge at my apartment, so apologetic, told me about the woman who demanded to know who lives in my unit and why they were ordering vulgar blankets. She took a package not addressed to her, opened it, and was offended to find a huge woven blanket that says BITCH DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK

From Senator Chris McDaniel: “Lately, some folks have taken to calling ICE “the Gestapo.” It sounds fierce. It feels righteous. But it isn’t true, and it isn’t harmless. The Gestapo was a secret police force. No warrants. No courts. No lawyers. And no appeals. People vanished in the night, not because they broke the law, but because the law no longer meant anything. The knock on the door was the sentence. ICE isn’t that. Not even close. ICE is a public agency enforcing laws passed by elected officials. Its agents file reports. They seek warrants. They lose cases. Judges stop them. Lawyers challenge them. Some detainees go home. That’s not tyranny. That’s bureaucracy, for better and worse. You can hate immigration policy. You can argue enforcement is too harsh, too sloppy, or too broad. You can work to have the law changed if you wish. That’s a republic doing what it’s supposed to do. But when you call ordinary law enforcement “the Gestapo,” you cheapen real evil. You turn history into a slogan and suffering into a metaphor. And once every badge is tyranny, no tyranny is left to recognize. In Mississippi, I was raised to believe words should earn their weight. This one hasn't yet. It throws around the language of dictatorship while living under a system where courts still rule, lawyers still argue, and the government still loses. That difference matters. Because the day enforcement becomes secret, unchecked, and answerable to no one, we won’t need to borrow names from history. We’ll know exactly what we’re dealing with. And we’ll wish we’d kept our words honest.”

“ICE isn’t the Gestapo. The Gestapo was…” (proceeds to describe qualities that apply to what ICE is currently doing)

im so sorry..

that anchor is fighting for his liiiifeeeee

the "For You" feed is much, much, much, much better than "Discover" here's a link to it bsky.app/profile/did:...

BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!

Suzuki Twin Rocket Bunny

Suzuki Twin Rocket Bunny

Suzuki Twin Rocket Bunny

Suzuki Twin Rocket Bunny

for anyone seeking just a spark of joy today anywhere on planet earth, Rocket Bunny just debuted an Choro-Q R32 kit for a Suzuki Twin for TAS 2026 and, well, it’s sort of incredible and literally perfect

www.instagram.com/p/DTO1z7rgXS...

A bunch of microsoft logos from the 70s, 80s, 90s and today but instead of saying Microsoft all of them spell Microslop in the vibe of the original logos.

It's fascinating to see the changes in one company's logo over the years.

MODERN SOCEITY REMOVES ALL TIME FOR PLEASURE'S OF LIFE SO THAT THEY CREATE A MARKET TO PURCHASE TINY BITS OF IT HERE AND THERE , STILL NEVER ENOUGH, THATS WHY YOU FEEL A GNAWING EMPTYNESS, EVEN IF YOU DO EVERY THIGN THEY SAY TO DO, YOU DONT ACTUALY HAVE TIME TO DO SHIT THAT YOU WANT TO DO, FOR YOUR SELF!!!! YOU ARE A DIVINE BEING MOTHER FUCKER!!!! YOU ARE MEANT TO ENJOY YOUR EXPERIENCE ON EARTH AND CONTEMPLATE YOUR GIFT OF EXISTANCE! NOT DO SOMETHING CALLED ,FUCKING "COMMUTING " !!!!!!!! THEN THE NEWS PAPERS BLAME US FOR BEING DEPRESSED ALL DA FUCKEN TIME , THE RULING CLASS LOVES "INDIVIDUAL RESPONSIBILITY" AS A EXCUSE FOR WHY WERE NOT HAVING FULL LIVE'S, AND THEN YELL'S AT US FOR NOT HAVEN ENOUGH KID'S OR BUYING ENOUGH JEWLREY . DA TEXT SAYS . WELL I DONT FEEL LIKE TYPING IT. BUT HERE YOU GO "YOU NOT LAZY YOU JUST DONT HAVE TIME OR ENERGY AFTER WORK, VACUMING, SCHOOL LAUNDRY, COOKING RECYLING DOCTORS YARD WORK DISHES TOILETS GROVERYS HAIRCUT'S , I JUST WANT TO LIVE IN THE WOODS AND SMOKE WHEED, I HATE MONEY, I WANT TO SIT ON A LOG AND THINK ABOUT SPACE " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN - ONE MORE THING THE RULING CLASS DONT HAVE TO DO ANY OF THIS SHYT THEY GOT SERVENTS TO DO IT FOR THEM, AND THEY DANGLE A BIT OF DA SERVENT LIFE IN FRONT OF US BY LETTING US BUY DELIVERY BURGER'S ON AN APP, NO WAR BUT CLASS WAR - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

YOUR NOT LAZY - dashare.zone ADMIN

The new one was an alright time. Not the greatest movie of 2025, not the worst. Worth a watch if you've got a couple of idle hours. Definitely not as iconic as the Arnie version.

everyone's parents: You will get more conservative as you age

me at 46: legalize all drugs, abolish prison for all nonviolent offenses, and force the politicians with the lowest approval rating to participate in The Running Man once a month

The question is which Running Man? The 1987 Arnold and Richard Dawson version, or the Stephen King / 2025 movie version?

4 panel comic Panel 1: Laptop screen that says: 2025 Accomplishments. 1. Panel 2: Purple guy looking thoughtful Panel 3: Purple Guy typing Panel 4: Laptop screen that says: 2025 Accomplishment: Didn’t die

it’s all i’ve got

right wingers in 2026

Donut Pillow Shit For Smothering

Donut Pillow Shit For Smothering