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Francie doesn't like coffee ice-cream (he/him).

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Kele Le Roc - My Love
Kele Le Roc - My Love YouTube video by Pop Unlimited

12 Mar 26: Kele Le Roc - My Love (Brain Radio really doing a deep dive in the archives today)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW4F...

12.03.2026 05:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All I want for Christmas is the Harry Potter TV show to absolutely bomb critically and in viewership but for them to be contractually obliged to spend millions and millions making every single episode of every single season and it be a miserable soul-destroying slog for everyone involved.

11.03.2026 08:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Nothing Is Ever Anyone's Fault - feat. Rachel Bloom & Scott Michael Foster - 'Crazy Ex-Girlfriend'
Nothing Is Ever Anyone's Fault - feat. Rachel Bloom & Scott Michael Foster - 'Crazy Ex-Girlfriend' YouTube video by racheldoesstuff

11 Mar 26: Rachel Bloom and Scott Michael Foster - Nothing Is Ever Anyone's Fault

11.03.2026 05:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

kemi why do you do these scandals

10.03.2026 19:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

'What do you eat for lunch?'
'I'll tell you what I DON'T eat. Fucking sandwiches. Fucking weirdo food. If you can even call them food. Disgusting.'

10.03.2026 19:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm so fascinated by her. She has exactly one mode: massively, unceasingly combative.

'So you said this.'
'No I didn't. Fuck you. Are you some sort of Communist? I will fight you.'

10.03.2026 19:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Live action Disney movies give me the heebie-jeebies (especially ones like the Lion King that are basically full CGI), and I love Tangled and this feels particularly unnecessary, BUT if you're going to do it, this is good casting.

10.03.2026 18:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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can't see Toad without being reminded of the time philip glass tweeted this out

10.03.2026 16:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 26 ๐Ÿ” 10 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I have no problem with it being One Trek Hill. It lends itself well to episode-of-the-week stories, which I like. And Trek has always been more about interpersonal stuff than a lot of other sci-fi. I *loved* the episode with Sam learning about Sisko.

But this one fell suuuuper flat for me.

10.03.2026 13:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've been praising Starfleet Academy when it's good so it's only fair that I dunk when it's bad. I didn't like Come, Let's Away at all. Boring Caleb and Tarima stuff. 'ooh a new terrifying alien we've never heard of before'. Some very clunky dialogue. Giamatti being, like, Q But Violent. Nah mate.

10.03.2026 13:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is some 'I know an old woman who swallowed a fly' shit.

10.03.2026 08:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
D*Note - Waiting Hopefully
D*Note - Waiting Hopefully YouTube video by Dorado Records

10 Mar 26: D*Note - Waiting Hopefully

10.03.2026 07:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kill that little cunt Kyubey with hammers

09.03.2026 23:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Describing horses as 'one-toed' is repulsive I don't care if it's true

09.03.2026 18:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh no I need the schools for the SNL skit not for ahorse

09.03.2026 17:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reopen the schools

09.03.2026 17:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I looove Put Yourself First.

It's snake eats tail
It's the infinity sign
Get a tattoo of the infinity sign
On your lower back
Just for yourself

The way it completely loses itself then gets back on track is so funny

09.03.2026 17:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

See also:

I can't believe she didn't come
[beat]
to tell me that she needed so much more than I could give

and

Where shall we finish?
Not on my chest!
[they jump up and tap dance on the chest of drawers]

09.03.2026 17:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's an extraordinary show top to bottom.

09.03.2026 17:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fell down a Crazy Ex Girlfriend songs hole and I'm still not sure how they managed to get away with 'Let me choke on your cock-suredness'

09.03.2026 17:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What did you say?

09.03.2026 12:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thinking about the world in which Hilary Duff recorded Boom Clap.

09.03.2026 10:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh, lawdy. I did tell my mum to fill the car; I was not thinking about the 'containers' people.

At least it's not crazy Americans putting it into garbage bags?

09.03.2026 09:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My 'just ignore it' approach to distressing world events is simply not working here!

09.03.2026 09:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bottoms have ruined the 'face holding back tears' emoji for all of us.

09.03.2026 08:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tell you what, it's a great time to make your living working for a news website about the Middle East.๐Ÿ˜ฃ

09.03.2026 08:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Sex with a Stranger - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"
Sex with a Stranger - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend" YouTube video by racheldoesstuff

9 Mar 26: Rachel Bloom - Sex With A Stranger

09.03.2026 05:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The amount of dreams I have about 'you have to move house tomorrow haven't packed up and haven't found a new place' and 'you haven't done any work and your dissertation is due' is: A Lot Of Dreams.

08.03.2026 19:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm so, so tired. Of, like, the state of the world, but also just physically. I'd like to sleep for a week but my body doesn't want me to sleep for more than seven (7) hours at most, plus I'm on earlies all week.
I'd say 'sleep is good as it means you're not worrying' but my dreams beg to differ.

08.03.2026 18:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is the thing! If you think your LLM AI is conscious, then using it is obscene. Why are you getting your slave to plan your kid's birthday?

08.03.2026 15:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0