Oh it's giving straight to DVD
Oh it's giving straight to DVD
Jesus Christ. Obligatory 'stop poisoning yourself by looking at Twitter' but Jesus Christ! Love too B feminist.
Done a beginning-to-end of Ladies Of The Canyon. I really can only listen to Joni Mitchell in small doses or well spaced out. She makes me feel it all down my spine, I don't have the emotional wherewithall to expose myself to that too frequently.
12 Mar 26: Kele Le Roc - My Love (Brain Radio really doing a deep dive in the archives today)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW4F...
All I want for Christmas is the Harry Potter TV show to absolutely bomb critically and in viewership but for them to be contractually obliged to spend millions and millions making every single episode of every single season and it be a miserable soul-destroying slog for everyone involved.
11 Mar 26: Rachel Bloom and Scott Michael Foster - Nothing Is Ever Anyone's Fault
kemi why do you do these scandals
'What do you eat for lunch?'
'I'll tell you what I DON'T eat. Fucking sandwiches. Fucking weirdo food. If you can even call them food. Disgusting.'
I'm so fascinated by her. She has exactly one mode: massively, unceasingly combative.
'So you said this.'
'No I didn't. Fuck you. Are you some sort of Communist? I will fight you.'
Live action Disney movies give me the heebie-jeebies (especially ones like the Lion King that are basically full CGI), and I love Tangled and this feels particularly unnecessary, BUT if you're going to do it, this is good casting.
can't see Toad without being reminded of the time philip glass tweeted this out
I have no problem with it being One Trek Hill. It lends itself well to episode-of-the-week stories, which I like. And Trek has always been more about interpersonal stuff than a lot of other sci-fi. I *loved* the episode with Sam learning about Sisko.
But this one fell suuuuper flat for me.
I've been praising Starfleet Academy when it's good so it's only fair that I dunk when it's bad. I didn't like Come, Let's Away at all. Boring Caleb and Tarima stuff. 'ooh a new terrifying alien we've never heard of before'. Some very clunky dialogue. Giamatti being, like, Q But Violent. Nah mate.
This is some 'I know an old woman who swallowed a fly' shit.
10 Mar 26: D*Note - Waiting Hopefully
Kill that little cunt Kyubey with hammers
Describing horses as 'one-toed' is repulsive I don't care if it's true
Oh no I need the schools for the SNL skit not for ahorse
Reopen the schools
I looove Put Yourself First.
It's snake eats tail
It's the infinity sign
Get a tattoo of the infinity sign
On your lower back
Just for yourself
The way it completely loses itself then gets back on track is so funny
See also:
I can't believe she didn't come
[beat]
to tell me that she needed so much more than I could give
and
Where shall we finish?
Not on my chest!
[they jump up and tap dance on the chest of drawers]
It's an extraordinary show top to bottom.
Fell down a Crazy Ex Girlfriend songs hole and I'm still not sure how they managed to get away with 'Let me choke on your cock-suredness'
What did you say?
Thinking about the world in which Hilary Duff recorded Boom Clap.
oh, lawdy. I did tell my mum to fill the car; I was not thinking about the 'containers' people.
At least it's not crazy Americans putting it into garbage bags?
My 'just ignore it' approach to distressing world events is simply not working here!
Bottoms have ruined the 'face holding back tears' emoji for all of us.
Tell you what, it's a great time to make your living working for a news website about the Middle East.๐ฃ
9 Mar 26: Rachel Bloom - Sex With A Stranger