Second bite of the TACO:
Declare victory.
Third: Slinks home with his tail between his legs.
Four: Insult the winner.
Five: Talk about times in past when he declared victory to much Huzzahs and Bally-Hoos from the Quisling press.
That time when you got caught shaving the cat with Mom's razor.
I want to see the Jan 6 picture of Markwayne hiding behind the Capitol Police.
Luckily the Police stopped him from admitting the rioters,
so they could assassinate Mike Pence on behalf of Trump.
Notice that he does not mention Iran receiving assistance from Russia and China?
The US was never going to get anything from Iran.
It was never about Nukes.
Or drugs.
Trump wants Iran's oil and to control the Straits of Hormuz.
You want to sail your oil through?
You got to pay Trump Toll.
Take my money!
On top of $1.6 Billion per day in interest on the National debt.
How about that standard of living, from Billionaire tax breaks?
You good?
How cheap is that Gulf War gas?
How much is your health insurance?
$5 a month?
$10 a month?
Student loans?
Please!
Vote responsibly!
But, we were all supposed to become super rich from flipping two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.
The robber Pete O's lied to us?
I demand my trickle down!
Where is the manager?!
#BoneSpursBarron
I am waiting for the outing of American spies.
Also Aluminum tubes to process yellow cake,
yeah, that's the ticket!
Mace tried to make it all about herself.
She shot herself in the foot with her gotcha on Hillary.
Instead of using her power to help the Epstein survivors and work with Hillary, she made herself the professional MAGA victim and destroyed her own defense.
This is why they are doomed to fail.
Its the Capone Syph!
I say that because there are people who have recently awoke from their blissful slumber who deserve to see fearless leader for the deviant grotesque that he is.
I am flattered by all the great graphics.
Is it Christmas?
Or in the case of Trump, he would pay a sex worker to spank him with a rolled up Forbes Magazine that had Ivanka on the cover.
www.motherjones.com/politics/201...
I would like to propose #BarronBoneSpurs
Wow, all this time i thought it was a Bulldog eating mayonnaise.
My eyes revealed!
Nearly everyday since Columbine, there have been mass school shootings.
Do the second amendment absolutists give a shit?
Fuck no, i said it!
The NRA organizes gun raffles for needy children.
That's how much those ghouls care.
All the Republicans and Evangelical's do is send thoughts and prayers. 💢
Wait for the Republican Recession that follows every Republican administration.
FYI: The interest on the Republican National Debt is $1.6 Billion per day.
here we go again with the Kremlin sourced conspiracy theories.
MAGA sure cant get enough of it!
I remember when he said that Obama would be golfing everyday.
Then Pete O'Diddly golfed away half of his first term.
Now he has a press blackout so that we may not know when he is golfing away his second term.
No but his Gestapo will sure deport them after holding them in unsanitary concentration camps.
Always count on Handy Oakley to pull a boner!
Let them eat cake!
It is the the Gilded Age for the Pederast Class and Golden Showers on the 99% of us trying to survive their greed.
That's the sound of 8 Billion identities being stolen.
And here i suspected it was her Dominatrix Cat Suit and whips for her Michelle Pfeiffer's Cat Woman role play.
Spewandclownski gladly accepts her every (ahem) whim as Danny Devito's Penguin.
People want a $25,000 car or truck and this is the BS that they want to up sell you for $80,000.
This is what happens when Automobile Manufacturers are run by Boards of Shareholders and why they need multi-billion dollar subsidies to stay in business.
This is the end of life of capitalism.
Lock 'em up, Harry!
