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Chris Ford

@riotmaam.com

I was a flannel and Docs-wearing baby dyke getting teargassed at queer events in the 90s. Doing the same goddamn things in my 50s but w/ gray hair and orthopedic inserts. Member of the Cult of Pilates. Obsessed with Americana music. Lover of asshole dogs

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Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

09.03.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 12473 πŸ” 2079 πŸ’¬ 611 πŸ“Œ 301

I do not like this gen AI
I do not like what it implies
I do not want it in my art
I do not think it makes you smart
I do not want it in my games
I do not like its goals and aims
I do not want it in my books
I do not like the way it looks
I do not like it, I don't care
I do not want it anywhere

28.02.2026 09:54 πŸ‘ 4069 πŸ” 2004 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 27

*parody (I swear I know how to spell)

06.03.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

New boss is an Elon/Zuck parady hybrid.

06.03.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Consolidated, Inc. was purchased by VC. All of the og employees were fired after a bogus PIP but it was really because they were older women who were "DEI hires" and had too many prgressive policies that made life better for their employees.

06.03.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Disneyland has entered the chat.

05.03.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Margo Price: NPR Music Tiny Desk Concert
Margo Price: NPR Music Tiny Desk Concert YouTube video by NPR Music

The Tiny Desk Concert from 2016 is a great watch too:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9bL...

02.03.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
"Tennessee Rise" by The Tennessee Freedom Singers
"Tennessee Rise" by The Tennessee Freedom Singers YouTube video by Gloria for Tennessee

@missmargoprice.bsky.social and @allisonrussell.bsky.social are two of my faves.
www.instagram.com/p/DVXDTBGjnmW/
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEYb...

02.03.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You know the rule

youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk?...

02.03.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 5

Just listening to your coconut radio after being shipwrecked and then Sweet Georgia Brown starts playing...

28.02.2026 00:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My mom had my dad lay carpet that looked like tile in the kitchen in the 80s. I promptly dropped a *huge* bottle of canola oil on it. May have been the closest my mom ever came to murder.

25.02.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Dancer in the Dark

23.02.2026 04:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes you read something and it completely flips the script on how you see things...

22.02.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What a rare thing it is to witness joy these days

21.02.2026 04:03 πŸ‘ 94 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
Alleged someone allegedly burning a concentration camp in Kansas City.

Alleged someone allegedly burning a concentration camp in Kansas City.

Suburban wine moms will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a concentration camp" and then very effectively firebomb a concentration camp

13.02.2026 16:46 πŸ‘ 11187 πŸ” 2440 πŸ’¬ 129 πŸ“Œ 22

Well, fuck.

14.02.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Obviously this is who we have always been, that is a given... but the fact that people who did not know that are out here, protesting for the first time, in actual tears?

They have lost complete control of this narrative, man.

14.02.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 541 πŸ” 105 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Currently getting divorced bc my friends modeled what love looks like and I decided I wouldn't settle for anything else.

14.02.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's the only political rally I've ever been to and the energy was just off the charts. I need to get that poster framed for my office to remind me of the future we could have had.

14.02.2026 18:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Allison Russell - The Returner (Official Visualizer)
Allison Russell - The Returner (Official Visualizer) YouTube video by Allison Russell

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQu1...

13.02.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just made me all nostalgic for phpBB πŸ₯Ή

09.02.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like β€œratings” or β€œrevenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

07.02.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 16056 πŸ” 3443 πŸ’¬ 247 πŸ“Œ 133

one of the greatest human triumphs of my lifetime is the relentless, unceasing, heroic effort by DECADES' worth of doctors and scientists to find a cure for a disease much of the world didn't take seriously for years because it predominantly affected a community they thought kinda deserved it

07.02.2026 01:37 πŸ‘ 10267 πŸ” 3130 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
A puppet depiction of a ghoulish Ronald Reagan wearing striped pajamas in bed with a teddy bear while Nancy looks on wearing a snorkeling mask for some wacky ass reason. Also her hands look gangrenous.

A puppet depiction of a ghoulish Ronald Reagan wearing striped pajamas in bed with a teddy bear while Nancy looks on wearing a snorkeling mask for some wacky ass reason. Also her hands look gangrenous.

Let's throw in Nancy as a bonus treat...

07.02.2026 03:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would trade presiden't day for this federal holiday. We can celebrate with Gipper pinatas that you whack in the groin.

07.02.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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#TagTuesday

street art in Reykjavik

Laugavegur Street, last Friday
#Iceland #Reykjavik #StreetArt #AnimalArtTuesday #StreetPhotography #murals #graffiti #scape #UrbanScape #CityScape #UrbanGaze #ArtYear

03.02.2026 13:25 πŸ‘ 1538 πŸ” 194 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 4

I'm very fortunate that when I was young and knew everything, social media didn't exist the way it does now, so a lot of my blustering and bad ideas floated off into the ether. Eternally grateful for that.

03.02.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 348 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 5

If I was a bigger redneck I'd build this for my front porch...

02.02.2026 23:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There is/was a Canadian cold sore lip balm called "Erpace" bc apparently herpes (much like roach pussy) sounds better in French.

02.02.2026 23:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey fellow creative folks. I hope we can collectively forgive ourselves for maybe not getting the running head start January was supposed to be. We’re doing the best we can in the times we live in and it is ROUGH out there

01.02.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 363 πŸ” 112 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1