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failed mathematician, now 20% less mentally ill they/them thanks

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shoutout to the 1 am alarm outside ruining everyone else's night

06.03.2026 01:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

give tetris effect a try sometime, it's a different vibe, as the difficulty comes in waves rather than just ramping up

06.03.2026 01:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

* almost unchanged let's not get into a conversation about spins and kicks

06.03.2026 01:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

tetris 99, tetris effect, tgm 1,2,3,4 i think it's six

06.03.2026 01:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

here's a free take: tetris is probably the best video game of all time

not for reasons like "it made the gameboy a success" or how many units sold, but simply it is one of the few games that has stuck around almost unchanged for 40ish years

06.03.2026 00:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my9games but it's just rez infinite, vib ribbon and tetris effect

i am not a video game player

06.03.2026 00:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the joke is hearing "don't stop, keep going" and being unable to infer the context

06.03.2026 00:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bolinas

06.03.2026 00:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sounds like someone needs to back off womp womp

05.03.2026 21:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(but yes that did happen heh)

05.03.2026 21:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

first class seat on a train

05.03.2026 21:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

technically he was just the major of london then

05.03.2026 20:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

he seemed to understand or make noises that indicated understanding and then moved on

05.03.2026 20:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

all the other stupid facts like "made a lot of crow friends" or "got a demo of xanadu from ted nelson" are all entirely on brand tbh

05.03.2026 20:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 20 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

had to explain what recursion was to boris johnson at a press event

05.03.2026 20:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 70 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

back on the barry white

05.03.2026 20:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bad news for anyone planning to wear a cradle of filth t-shirt and or watching the anime: legend of the overfiend, uncut

05.03.2026 16:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

in britain the only forms of protected speech are calling a policeman's horse gay and arkell v pressdram

05.03.2026 16:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 18 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i understand other people are getting in trouble with moderation

me? i would simply live in a country with strong libel laws and no constitutionally protected speech, and so therefore

05.03.2026 16:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

please don't put on the distributed social network that i was mad

05.03.2026 15:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 24 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this only makes you more french

05.03.2026 03:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you need a third agent, obviously

maybe five

05.03.2026 03:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the only certainty of the future is that people will sell ai like they do agile. you're not holding it right. your developers can be more productive if only you hire me to consult

we're not even at the dod-esque powerpoint levels of adoption yet, outside of how the funding works

05.03.2026 03:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

me, i think the big issue is that there is just no good way to stop confused deputies,

well, that and the whole 'encourages scitzotypial thinking' stuff, or the deskilling nature of delegating work, or the poisoning of the dataset, or the ease of fraud or performative work

i guess i just worry

05.03.2026 03:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

by comparison i am seeing more success stories from operations people, or things where people throw away the code, or run it once, or where rewriting is the expected form of maintenance, or 'just give me boilerplate' situations

better lint tools is a bit hit or miss but it's worth mentioning

05.03.2026 03:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

at one place, feature development had all but dried up, as years of drive by commits and outsourced development meant that any cross cutting changes became a minefield to navigate

ai became the way in which all of these problems would go away, and yet somehow things did not get unstuck

05.03.2026 03:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the thing to bear in mind is that people genuinely believe that ai will undo all the mistakes of the current means of producing software, rather than compound them as ever

some people are really buying into the 'one silver bullet' theory and some workplaces have metrics to hit

05.03.2026 03:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the future is very unevenly distributed, alas

05.03.2026 03:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

realising that once again i did not eat more than a packet of salami and half a packet of olives today

i'm gonna have to set alarms at this rate

05.03.2026 03:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 19 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

nothing to see here, just relatable content for fellow employable people

04.03.2026 23:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1