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Loveable rapscallion with a heart of gold. #allgasnobrake

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You're gonna rip Congress apart with your "Congress, stop playing games and help people damnit" stance. I am so looking forward to it.

14.03.2026 02:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Those MBA holding marketing people just know AI is the new hot thing and want to cram it into anything they can.

Can't wait for AI LLM dildos

14.03.2026 01:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Would be real curious how this wouldโ€™ve gone with the jury had an agent not been shot. Seems like a bad compromise verdict in an overcharged case.

13.03.2026 21:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 194 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dinosaurs were fucking rad. #gonetoosoon #pouronout #heavengotanotherangel

13.03.2026 05:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What you do when the dopamine's not dopamining hard enough?

12.03.2026 19:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot of some twitter idiot proposing driving trucks around the straight of Hormuz to transport crude

Screenshot of some twitter idiot proposing driving trucks around the straight of Hormuz to transport crude

Zoomed in screenshot of a map showing a tanker truck

Zoomed in screenshot of a map showing a tanker truck

Zoomed in pixelated screenshot with text in the middle that reads MAKE PEACE WITH IRAN AND PUT THESE MOTHERFUCKERS ON TRIAL FOR WAR CRIMES WITH CAPITAL PUNISHMENT VERY MUCH
ON THE TABLE

Zoomed in pixelated screenshot with text in the middle that reads MAKE PEACE WITH IRAN AND PUT THESE MOTHERFUCKERS ON TRIAL FOR WAR CRIMES WITH CAPITAL PUNISHMENT VERY MUCH ON THE TABLE

COMPUTER ENHANCE โ€” Can this be a solution?

12.03.2026 19:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
12.03.2026 01:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hell yeah

11.03.2026 04:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Glad they got bombs. They got to make those touchdown videos with them and I guess some people liked them.

My kids school just finished a fundraiser to fix the AC. They reached their goal after us in the PTA ran around town getting sponsors for it.

10.03.2026 23:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh fuck them vampires. Dawnguard for the win.

10.03.2026 18:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every now and again I remember there was a NASCAR driver named Dick Trickle.

At some point in his life he had to say, "No, I will not be Richard. I'm gonna be Dick from now on."

And no one in that dude's life was like you sure about that?!

10.03.2026 05:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This dude knows the beans

10.03.2026 04:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Twilight making a come back?

10.03.2026 04:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're not kidding. Know what I'm bingeing tonight.

10.03.2026 03:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Speed 3?

10.03.2026 03:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My money is on Trump instituting has price caps by the end of the week.

Just another idea out of the 1979 playbook here running.

10.03.2026 02:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

More like you're gonna kill each other.

10.03.2026 02:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It does that but will come back. Just keep doing what you're doing.

10.03.2026 00:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Brutal

09.03.2026 23:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh god you're so right... ๐Ÿ˜‚

09.03.2026 23:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As long as there's blackjack and slots, it'll be fun for sure

09.03.2026 22:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At this point I hope the rapture does happen so these crazy people just go away to live in the clouds.

09.03.2026 19:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Those bone spurs must be hereditary

09.03.2026 19:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 18 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This gonna be good

09.03.2026 06:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jesus, you really screwed up.

08.03.2026 13:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 356 ๐Ÿ” 37 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Here's to Trump's America......

09.03.2026 03:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Intoxicated with power and probably Columbia's finest export.

08.03.2026 21:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iran's just been playing that long game for 47 years.

08.03.2026 21:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿป

08.03.2026 05:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh yeah forgot about that one

08.03.2026 01:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0