Paul Tobin's Avatar

Paul Tobin

@paultobin

Multiple Eisner winning author of Bandette, Bunny Mask, Plants vs. Zombies, the Versus novels, Heart Acres, Next Door Dungeon & more. Find me at PaulTobin.net or as OgreParty on Royal Road https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/150796

13,167
Followers
484
Following
16,938
Posts
23.06.2023
Joined
Posts Following

Latest posts by Paul Tobin @paultobin

Post image
06.03.2026 16:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 425 ๐Ÿ” 118 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Hell yeah! That's great that he was there.

06.03.2026 19:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hot dang! Both? Congrats!

06.03.2026 15:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So far the war in Iran has cost an estimated $5.5 billion.

That's roughly $1 billion per day.

$41,666,667 per hour.

$11,574 per second.

People do not want this.

They want a living wage. They want healthcare. They want to be able to afford a home. They want their basic needs met.

05.03.2026 17:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 18379 ๐Ÿ” 7153 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 783 ๐Ÿ“Œ 403

Right? The last sentence is the most human.

05.03.2026 18:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As a follow-up, I think it funny I used to write bios as an austerely-worded detailed list of how Important & Accomplished I was, and these days it's "Paul enjoys kissing girls and farting. (separate hobbies)"

05.03.2026 16:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Amazing.

05.03.2026 15:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gone now and my wife misses it SO much.

05.03.2026 01:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh wow this is 100% new to me! I know very little of classic Swedish comics.

05.03.2026 01:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every single one of us would have understood it if @crockett.house.gov had remained in Texas for a while after putting everything she had into her Senate campaign. Taken some time to recover, rest, and heal. She's earned it.

And instead she's right back at work in DC today. For all of us. Wow.

04.03.2026 21:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1700 ๐Ÿ” 272 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 41 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
Post image Post image Post image Post image

Kinda want to cosplay as Amok, the Masked Giant.

04.03.2026 23:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 51 ๐Ÿ” 10 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Shel's bio photo is untouchable.

04.03.2026 23:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I like your signature ending style!

04.03.2026 23:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

Having to write a bio for a publisher and so far I have this picture (which I love because it makes me look insane) and then one sentence of...

~ Paul has mastered the "Big 3" of writing... Horror, Romance, and Dirty Limericks. ~

Maybe that's enough of a bio? I should stop.

04.03.2026 23:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 48 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Next Door Dungeon: Book One (Giant Rats With Big Gnashy Teeth) When twenty-one-year-old college student Josh Hester moves back into the apartment of his youth, he finds a strange doorway that allows him to go back and forth between a fantasy RPG world complete wi...

Chapter 34: The Tiger's Ice Cream Party... is now LIVE on Royal Road. It's the 34th chapter of NEXT DOOR DUNGEON and things are getting gosh-darn explosive. Utilize your "I Need Something To Read" abilities and click the link to start your adventure!
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1507...

04.03.2026 21:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Bionika โ€” Paul Tobin With ten glorious what-the-fuck issues published between July of 1984 and April of 1985 by Edifumetto, the Bionika series is an erotic combo rip-off of both the Bionic Woman and Knight Rider. Hell...

Hello to you all I just posted the blog-gallery of the erotic-fumetti BIONIKA which combines the story of the Bionic Woman with Knight Rider and yes the car and the woman have sex together because the car has a robotic dashboard dick thank you for asking.
www.paultobin.net/blog-2-1/bio...

04.03.2026 19:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah, that explains it! Thanks!

04.03.2026 19:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Absolutely fascinated by this.

04.03.2026 17:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 29 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everyone be nice to my friends and colleagues at ECCC and buy all of their stuff. Why support big business when you can become an art collector on the cheap? Artist Alley is where stars are on the rise.

04.03.2026 16:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 135 ๐Ÿ” 34 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

In the past few days I've had two drowning dreams and last night I was fighting a Leaping Rhinoceros. Feels like my subconscious is waving a white flag.

04.03.2026 16:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think it could become totally valid, but mostly I would just want to have cheesy fun and convince Actual Real Ladies to pose in bikinis.

04.03.2026 16:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image Post image Post image Post image

Some Vincenzo Cucca originals.
"Colonization"
Pandamonia photo booth
Pillow fight from Hot Charlotte
Another Pandamonia artwork

04.03.2026 15:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have a real love for the photo-fumetti and really want to make one of my own. It just seems like it would be a total gas.

04.03.2026 15:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Who can reply: anyone, nobody, people who can be normal about it.

Who can reply: anyone, nobody, people who can be normal about it.

trying out a new feature, lmk if it works

03.03.2026 18:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 13904 ๐Ÿ” 2387 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Tr*mp standing in the White House bathroom, absolutely livid, pooping his pants during an hour-long rant about Obama and Biden having left the toilet seat up.

04.03.2026 15:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love the deep story look.

04.03.2026 15:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

Good night, from me and Fuzzy.

04.03.2026 07:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 66 ๐Ÿ” 13 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

This is the wisest thing ever said.

04.03.2026 06:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I've done nothing, and I think that's gonna be enough."

A thing I just told my wife.

04.03.2026 04:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 23 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

Maybe from now on I'll just write fan fiction about the pirate lady?

04.03.2026 03:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 44 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0