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Paul Tobin

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Multiple Eisner winning author of Bandette, Bunny Mask, Plants vs. Zombies, the Versus novels, Heart Acres, Next Door Dungeon & more. Find me at PaulTobin.net or as OgreParty on Royal Road https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/150796

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oh no. it true.

07.03.2026 00:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If only Twisted Sister's follow-up of, "Hey, Voting Seriously Makes A Difference" hadn't flopped.

06.03.2026 23:15 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Dee Snider and Twister Sister released "We're Not Gonna Take It" over forty years ago but here we all are, still taking it.

06.03.2026 23:12 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

That's the kind of quick and decisive problem-solving the world needs.

06.03.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Shuffled (Book One): The Four Body Problem In the year 2049, the most popular hyper-reality game on the planet receives its first update. Unfortunately, the new patch has a few bugs. For instance, four of Silverdawn's best playersβ€”Char, Mammon...

Also, my beloved pal @wordblanket.com is writing a cool serialized fiction, too! He just started the other day, and this has already become one of my reads when I need an enjoyable stress-free work break!
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1555...

06.03.2026 23:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Next Door Dungeon: Book One (Giant Rats With Big Gnashy Teeth) When twenty-one-year-old college student Josh Hester moves back into the apartment of his youth, he finds a strange doorway that allows him to go back and forth between a fantasy RPG world complete wi...

Speaking of writing, here's something I'm writing! A serial fiction! Having SO much fun. A new chapter went live today! Read for free on Royal Road or head over to my Patreon for advance chapters.
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1507...

06.03.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I have forgotten how to write. Do the words need to be in any particular order?

06.03.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

Ever.

06.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Reviewing portfolios at @bkswpicspdx.bsky.social today from 4 to 6 (filling in for @stevelieberart.bsky.social.) I'll help you improve. Happy to look at illustration/sequentials and offer suggestions/exercises. I try to make sure people also feel encouraged by pointing out what I think you do well.

06.03.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They were ALL Diabolik for a while.

06.03.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I like this Jnfernal cover gallery because you can so easily track the Rise of the Pretty Ladies kicking Jnfernal off his own book covers.

06.03.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Had one of my regular eye injections yesterday and this one rather knocked me around. Not sure if it was because of a different doctor (regular guy on vacation) or if it's just... sometimes things happen.

Trying to get my head back on track today. Making progress. Still kinda dizzy.

06.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 16:35 πŸ‘ 868 πŸ” 227 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 9

Hell yeah! That's great that he was there.

06.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hot dang! Both? Congrats!

06.03.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So far the war in Iran has cost an estimated $5.5 billion.

That's roughly $1 billion per day.

$41,666,667 per hour.

$11,574 per second.

People do not want this.

They want a living wage. They want healthcare. They want to be able to afford a home. They want their basic needs met.

05.03.2026 17:31 πŸ‘ 18539 πŸ” 7209 πŸ’¬ 791 πŸ“Œ 406

Right? The last sentence is the most human.

05.03.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As a follow-up, I think it funny I used to write bios as an austerely-worded detailed list of how Important & Accomplished I was, and these days it's "Paul enjoys kissing girls and farting. (separate hobbies)"

05.03.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Amazing.

05.03.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gone now and my wife misses it SO much.

05.03.2026 01:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh wow this is 100% new to me! I know very little of classic Swedish comics.

05.03.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Every single one of us would have understood it if @crockett.house.gov had remained in Texas for a while after putting everything she had into her Senate campaign. Taken some time to recover, rest, and heal. She's earned it.

And instead she's right back at work in DC today. For all of us. Wow.

04.03.2026 21:32 πŸ‘ 1700 πŸ” 272 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 7
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Kinda want to cosplay as Amok, the Masked Giant.

04.03.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

Shel's bio photo is untouchable.

04.03.2026 23:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I like your signature ending style!

04.03.2026 23:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Having to write a bio for a publisher and so far I have this picture (which I love because it makes me look insane) and then one sentence of...

~ Paul has mastered the "Big 3" of writing... Horror, Romance, and Dirty Limericks. ~

Maybe that's enough of a bio? I should stop.

04.03.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0
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Next Door Dungeon: Book One (Giant Rats With Big Gnashy Teeth) When twenty-one-year-old college student Josh Hester moves back into the apartment of his youth, he finds a strange doorway that allows him to go back and forth between a fantasy RPG world complete wi...

Chapter 34: The Tiger's Ice Cream Party... is now LIVE on Royal Road. It's the 34th chapter of NEXT DOOR DUNGEON and things are getting gosh-darn explosive. Utilize your "I Need Something To Read" abilities and click the link to start your adventure!
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1507...

04.03.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bionika β€” Paul Tobin With ten glorious what-the-fuck issues published between July of 1984 and April of 1985 by Edifumetto, the Bionika series is an erotic combo rip-off of both the Bionic Woman and Knight Rider. Hell...

Hello to you all I just posted the blog-gallery of the erotic-fumetti BIONIKA which combines the story of the Bionic Woman with Knight Rider and yes the car and the woman have sex together because the car has a robotic dashboard dick thank you for asking.
www.paultobin.net/blog-2-1/bio...

04.03.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, that explains it! Thanks!

04.03.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely fascinated by this.

04.03.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0