Florence

Mask-off corporate bootlicking that causes these fucks to junk the most vulnerable members of their audience at the first sign of resistance aside:

this is, all else being equal, easily the funniest thing the director of inside out could have said

it's 2026 if someone under the age of 45 says they're playing final fantasy 2 you don't have to ask them if they're actually playing final fantasy 4

Bad dragon outbidding cult of the lamb for the Jim Carrey birthing rhino was not on my 2026 bingo card, but boy am I glad it happened.

Casey Edwards ™M @ComposerCasey Follow ... NOTHING SPECIAL?! I think the phone call went more like "as you know Vergil is an extremely important and beloved character of this franchise. He needs a song to match." Me: **sweat nightmares and pulling my hair out for weeks** Kubilay @resonmon • May 29, 2021 @ComposerCasey Capcom: We need you to make another song for another character. It doesn't have to be anything special. Casey Edwards: Gotcha! Casey Edwards: Bury the Light

Every time I see those stupid “it’s just a silly game the song didn’t need to go that hard” memes I’m always reminded of Casey Edwards describing making Bury the Light for Devil May Cry 5

Pokopia is amazing and I love our little himbo charmander

pokopia

Just to be clear I'm saying Pokopia whips ass

Text from a file in Pokemon Pokopia starting with "CDs are cool little gadgets used by out great-great-grandparents to listen to all their favorite music."

pokopia is sending me with this

i like vespiquen pokopia a lot,,, mommy,,,,,

tenchi masaki from tenchi muyo dressed in a grey schoolgirl uniform walks through a scifi scanner thingie

a computer screen showing his skeleton and a DNA strand, captioned dialog reads "everything looks okay"

the space cop or whatever says "but did you know your frame is very masculine?"

tenchi says "uh, i... have a father who's a man"

it's a pleasant surprise if you find a crossdressing character in a 90s anime and the joke being told is funny

Every lengthy write-up on "lessons learned" after someone lets an AI process delete their database or all their emails reads like this to me

that is not what i fucking typed

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#splatoon #shibaba_art

Guy looks like an ultimately minor but really annoying Ace Attorney witness named Laiken Subscribe

lmao thats wild

this sounds hilarious

hold on whats the story here

This whole 'Starmer has stood up to Trump' thing is really weird.

Starmer originally said the US couldn't use UK bases, then u-turned. How is that 'standing up to Trump'?

UK public opinion is overwhelmingly against and Starmer still capitulated.

travis: "You got some 'seriously' scary eyes, lady. I can practically feel the bloodlust pooling outta you. You in the rankings?" morgan: "Hm? Oh, who, me? Guess it was only a matter of time until I heard a "blood sucking lawyer" joke!" rem: "Waaauuw! Like a vampire? Are you like a big crime vampire!?" xavier, throwing oregano in morgans direction, completely missing: "Do away with you, feature film of the night!"

its like this

when that timeline hits

When your friend leaves the VC and he leaves alone you with the guy you hate

A screenshot of Esoteric Ebb. It's the main menu of the game with the session notes on the right hand side.

Enjoying Esoteric Ebb so far. One detail I really like about it are the session notes. This updates as progress is made and gives a nice overview/reminder of what I was up to the last time I played, it's even signed off by the dev!

More games should do this kinda thing!

Now this is the journalism I value, recently forgotten or difficult to find TV

That Grok still has payment processing, when everyone I know — artist or gamer or adult creator —lives in constant fear of deplatforming and debanking over the mere hint of impropriety, is utterly mind-blowing.

Esoteric Ebb is already my game of the year

tech CEO in 2026: My computer has anxiety.
venture capitalist in 2026: Here, have 200 billion more dollars.

child in 2006: My NeoPet is angry at me.
mom in 2006: No it isn't sweetie, go to bed.
mom to dad in 2006: We have an idiot boy. Our boy is a little idiot person. It's too late to fix him.