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Chris Hart

@funkbrs.newgrounds.com

He/him maker of music of dubious quality. Drums 1st, mandolin 2nd, accordion distant 3rd. Devout Memphian. Fat cyclist. I like BBQ and cats.

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Latest posts by Chris Hart @funkbrs.newgrounds.com

The good thing about bluesky is there's no algorithm, everything is organic.

The bad thing about bluesky is meta has an algorithm, and it's way more addictive and keeps you off bluesky.

21.02.2026 04:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
mental health: a critical perspective on social media
mental health: a critical perspective on social media YouTube video by Meditations for the anxious mind

I can't share this on a meta platform because the algo will squash an outside link. But I can share it on bluesky and someone will see this and maybe it will change their mind about how they think about mental health.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=59nv...

18.02.2026 01:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The wildest thing about being a newgrounds account is I do in fact have a body of work going back 20 years and man have I done some crazy shit artistically.

17.02.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Them shark coochie boards got me dippin croutons in cream cheese and wrapping it in pepperoni and acting like it's fancy, like I'm not one step away from a can of spray cheese and some saltines.

08.02.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's the pope. If you're rejecting the Pope's teachings, you're rejecting christianity as a whole.

04.02.2026 13:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This shit was never normal. Those are children.

03.02.2026 13:01 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Paul Garner: Art & Artifice (@paulartifice) on Threads Posting this again cause I guess I don’t understand threads and I just want people to hear my music. Fingers double crossed…

@paulartifice.bsky.social just put out a new video and it's the shit

www.threads.com/@paulartific...

03.02.2026 03:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

man I just set up a rack of ribs with a 4loko punch marinade under my home spice dry rub and a layer of sugar and sweet baby ray's over some mirepoix veggies to steam and went to the gym to swim and lift weights.

I get home and all that meat is perfect and ready.

If you ain't doing this, start.

19.01.2026 00:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I bit the bullet. Bought 12 pounds of honey. Redstar Premier Cuvee yeast arrives next week. I'm going to make some Viking's Blood mead. I haven't brewed in years but my spirulina culture died and it's time for the carboys to go back to what they do best.

18.01.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Stay Fashionable Band, Artober Fest 2025
Stay Fashionable Band, Artober Fest 2025 YouTube video by AroAcePhoto

I don't just complain about politics. I also have a band where I never practice.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Juvv...

17.01.2026 23:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I pretend I'm complex then I'll just eat a porkchop and some mac and cheese and sit around being happy like I've achieved some great thing cooking it.

17.01.2026 01:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

New personal rule: if it's good enough to post on meta slop apps, it's good enough for bluesky.

I fixed the sun visor in my car by shaving down a barbecue skewer and sliding it between the rod and sleeve for friction.

15.01.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Meta suppression on their platforms has me engaging with Bluesky more than I ever had.

09.01.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm gonna figure out how to promote my music in Memphis on here somehow. I don't know how. But I know once a core of memphians get on threads, it will start.

07.01.2026 01:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry goons, newgrounds has always been wholesome and better than Something Awful. Lowtax wasn't fate, and Tom Fulp is still a nice guy

06.01.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I may not seem like a big deal, but I'm regularly mentioned in the Newgrounds Tank Tribune for my witty shitposts on the NG forums.

04.01.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There's at least 3 different plagues going around right now. It's brutal out here.

02.01.2026 13:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The bad thing about $20 walmart double kick axles is they break. The good thing about $20 walmart double kick axles is they cost $20. I've snapped two of them so far but I've gotten my money's work.

20.12.2025 19:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I need to use bluesky more than I use sites with addictive algorithms.

But bluesky doesn't use addictive algorithms so I'm more likely to use other sites.

So then I spend all my time on Newgrounds.

19.12.2025 00:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I often wonder about what kind of utopia we'd currently be in if Tom Fulp from Newgrounds was in charge of things.

13.12.2025 22:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know I need to shitpoast here more often, but the only important thing to happen with me recently was I got Hand Foot and Mouth disease. Sure would be nice to have a functioning CDC to stop these sorts of things, but plague rats have taken over my government, so.....

13.12.2025 22:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I don't play about these birds mane. First deep fried turkey and it's looking like I nailed it.

27.11.2025 14:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What sucks is having to rebuild all those connections on another platform. I simply dont have enough shitpoasts in me to fill 4 platforms

07.11.2025 21:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They just lie about shit.

22.10.2025 20:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. I'm in memphis. Yeah what's going here is fucked up. No I don't feel safe.

16.10.2025 03:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've been on newgrounds supporter forums shitpoasting as painfully bad sonic "OC" MS paint artist as a bit, and I've got to say, it's been the most wholesome shit. I must have gotten in three replies before I started drawing my OC Sanic with a dong surrounded by little pink girl hedgehogs.

28.09.2025 05:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Because of lax certification enforcement. There are no bad fits, just badly trained therapists.

10.09.2025 21:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What was he wearing, lol?

10.09.2025 21:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Watching my meta feeds tighten up like a gaped butthole, lol. Adjustments baby

10.09.2025 21:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*thwip*

Lololololololol

[This is post about Utah politics]

10.09.2025 19:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0