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@rustedwirewitch

Born to write, forced to work in the mathematics-mines. TTRPG Storyteller, Pro-Wrestler (in training), Wargames enthusiast and queer writer. She/They.

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Is it truly the best Konflikt '47 unit? That's up for debate. But it's war dogs in a game featuring zombies, werewolves, frozen Siberians, and robots... so much as I love those things, it's a close call because: doggos.

youtu.be/NOQRCYyLtpQ

10.03.2026 16:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot from The Pacific. Gunny Haney claims no sniffer dog will outshine him in catching enemy infiltrators before whispering "... woof"

Screenshot from The Pacific. Gunny Haney claims no sniffer dog will outshine him in catching enemy infiltrators before whispering "... woof"

Imagining a very British version of that scene in The Pacific where the Gunnery Sergeant says he'll outdo any sniffer dog at finding infiltrators.

But still ending with "... woof".

10.03.2026 15:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Be careful, the British installing Bourbons in Europe sounds like a recipe for another War of Succession.

10.03.2026 14:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've managed to thread the needle so I'll be picking it up between two conventions and just before paying another instalment for this year's holiday.

So in theory I'll arrive broke but walk out with metal models. An ideal situation!

10.03.2026 13:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Accidentally got my made to order sent to Warhammer World.

Which means I need to make a trip. Life is hard.

10.03.2026 12:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is saying you keep talking . Alt: a man in a suit and tie is saying you keep talking .
10.03.2026 11:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't have buried Conservative views, but I do have buried Cheltonian views.

Namely: anyone that attends a horse race should be killed with bricks.

10.03.2026 11:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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bubbles from the powerpuff girls says " i 'll show them , i 'll prove that i can be " Alt: bubbles from the powerpuff girls says " i 'll show them , i 'll prove that i can be "

Wish I'd thought of those. I've starting from brown.

09.03.2026 23:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Painting my first Imperial Fists and I swear with every stroke of yellow paint I can hear both @sonicsledgehammer.bsky.social and @wryterra.com doing their best sickos dot jpeg outside the studio windows.

09.03.2026 23:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Using a Star Trek GIF, post where you're at right now. ๐Ÿ––๐Ÿป

09.03.2026 18:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

HAL JORDAN: In brightest day, in blackest

BEASTIE BOYS: NIGHT!

HAL JORDAN: No evil shall escape my

BEASTIE BOYS: SIGHT!

HAL JORDAN: This is awkward because when I invited you I thought I was messaging Beast Boy from the Teen Titans.

15.02.2026 20:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 2988 ๐Ÿ” 1006 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

If you do go watch it, please spare a thought for those of us who have (TMI Expanded Phwoarhammer Universe lore incoming) a massive leg-brace fetish.

08.03.2026 22:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have no horse in the race, but if it were me planning a Spearhead magazine. And I had to pick 12 factions. And there were 4 alignments in AoS.

I'd probably do 3 from each.

Not: 6 Order, 3 Chaos, 2 Death, 1 Destruction.

09.03.2026 14:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you do go watch it, please spare a thought for those of us who have (TMI Expanded Phwoarhammer Universe lore incoming) a massive leg-brace fetish.

08.03.2026 22:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sometimes your movie can be subtle.

But if instead you can have a film about men in power destroying the lives of women just because they can and have it feature a woman brandishing a gun while snarling "Me Too", then why wouldn't you?

08.03.2026 22:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Between this and Nosferatu we're doing well for some great grotesquely horny "oral sex and black vomit" movies.

08.03.2026 22:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jury's still out on whether this has anything to do with the concept of rebirth, the importance of choosing your name and identity and embracing your femininity without it simply being a mirror to masculinity.

08.03.2026 22:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot from the video game Persona 4. In the halls of Yasogami High, the protagonist talks to a male student labeled "Stylish student". His dialogue window reads:
"Hanging out with women, going on dates with them, that's fine. Killing them? Not so much."

Screenshot from the video game Persona 4. In the halls of Yasogami High, the protagonist talks to a male student labeled "Stylish student". His dialogue window reads: "Hanging out with women, going on dates with them, that's fine. Killing them? Not so much."

happy international women's day

08.03.2026 16:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 7147 ๐Ÿ” 2821 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21 ๐Ÿ“Œ 26

Went and watched The Bride! for date night.

I think I liked it.

08.03.2026 22:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I recognise that painting one mostly-bone-angel-covered Pauldron is different from painting a whole army.

But my hubris is what gives me strength. It makes me stronger than even the gods themselves.

08.03.2026 18:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Been painting the old Terminator Chaplain today. Decided to make him an Imperial fist and... hoo boy. This Skrag Brown based yellow is something else.

I kinda wanna do a whole first-born Fist force now...

08.03.2026 18:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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POSTPARTUM PPV REVIEW!

Kefin and Jo are back with a new episode looking at Elimination Chamber 2026!

Available now over at Patreon.com/How2wrestling โœจ

07.03.2026 20:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Say what you like about Iran, "Death to America" does have a hell of a ring to it.

07.03.2026 22:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watching Jay Joshua for the first time after reading all the hype.

Hes like a CAW filled with Samoa Joe and Jeff Cobb's best moves, I get it.

07.03.2026 12:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 59 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Homer Simpson saying "One: Where's Jay Joshua? And Two: Give me Jay Joshua."

Homer Simpson saying "One: Where's Jay Joshua? And Two: Give me Jay Joshua."

Saw him at Kamikaze last year and my stance at every show since has been:

07.03.2026 12:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Ruined Watchtower of Amon Sul. ยฃ350.50

Ruined Watchtower of Amon Sul. ยฃ350.50

.... oh...

07.03.2026 11:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a woman 's face with the words " brace for impact " above her Alt: a close up of a woman 's face with the words " brace for impact " above her

Alright. Pray for me.

I'm about to go look at what the Lord of the Rings Made To Order prices are like.

07.03.2026 11:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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remember, anyone could be a stand user.

31.12.2025 03:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 2321 ๐Ÿ” 873 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

Especially the promotion we're likely gonna see:

Match in a train carriage.

Match in an outdoor athletics stadium which involved someone getting a run up to kick a guy, but making sure to properly clear every hurdle on his way.

True art.

05.03.2026 16:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Turns out there's a chance I might be able to catch a Wrestling show in Korakuen Hall while I'm in Japan...

Oh that'll be a bucket listing,so it will.

05.03.2026 15:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0