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Joel Stocker

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He/him. Import πŸ‡³πŸ‡± Floridian. I swear. 🏈🐬 Lead Product Marketing @ControlUp.com #EUC #DEX #translivesmatter

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I'm ready

05.02.2026 04:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hoping there will be more frisky days ahead

24.01.2026 03:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of a tree at night with fog in the background and spooky lighting

A picture of a tree at night with fog in the background and spooky lighting

Visiting my mom in The Netherlands for a few days. The weather is gloomy and foggy, but it makes for pretty nighttime pictures

17.01.2026 12:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of an order confirmation email from Lego showing surprisingly little information

A screenshot of an order confirmation email from Lego showing surprisingly little information

A LEGO box with a picture of the LEGO Start Trek USS Enterprise printed on it

A LEGO box with a picture of the LEGO Start Trek USS Enterprise printed on it

I think I managed to order (2) the LEGO Star Trek USS Enterprise that went on sale at midnight. The email is very generic. PayPal says authorization in progress, but the site confirmed the order.

I don't think I've been this excited about a Lego piece since the "yellow castle" in the early 80s

28.11.2025 05:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Not leaving anything to chance #f1 #maxverstappen

23.11.2025 12:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A collage showing 4 picture of a very handsome middle aged man in a Miami Dolphins jersey showing different facial emotions and body language. The setting is a living room, and the man seems to be watching TV, presumably a Dolphins game.

In the first one he looks at the camera and has a look of "here we go again, maybe this week will be different" but without much confidence 

In the second one his titled head seems to express some hope, with a spark of surprise.

The third panel: the attractive man is now standing, indicating that this is towards the end of the game and it's getting exciting, it's possible that the game is tied or about to be tied.

In the fourth and final panel, the man is sitting again. He's leaning forward and his head is resting on his fist. He seems to look into the distance. Sad and disappointed. Like he has been for the last 2 decades.

A collage showing 4 picture of a very handsome middle aged man in a Miami Dolphins jersey showing different facial emotions and body language. The setting is a living room, and the man seems to be watching TV, presumably a Dolphins game. In the first one he looks at the camera and has a look of "here we go again, maybe this week will be different" but without much confidence In the second one his titled head seems to express some hope, with a spark of surprise. The third panel: the attractive man is now standing, indicating that this is towards the end of the game and it's getting exciting, it's possible that the game is tied or about to be tied. In the fourth and final panel, the man is sitting again. He's leaning forward and his head is resting on his fist. He seems to look into the distance. Sad and disappointed. Like he has been for the last 2 decades.

I tried to capture my emotions during the Miami Dolphins game...

12.10.2025 20:15 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean...

05.10.2025 19:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Florida Turnpike north is closed due to crash All lanes on Florida’s Turnpike North in Orange County are closed, causing significant traffic delays.

I was going south when the chaos started. I saw an 18 wheeler about 50 yards in front of me climbing the concrete barrier, trying to go over, but gravity saved my life. It tipped back the other lane. I just had to swerve around a piece of bodywork that made it across

www.yahoo.com/news/article...

09.09.2025 04:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I signed up for some volunteer thing a little while ago, totally forgetting that Dolphins football was on at the same time

Guess there was one winner today πŸ’πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

07.09.2025 20:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If your cassowaries plan works, this is not needed

01.09.2025 14:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thought you were buying emus?

01.09.2025 13:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump's continuous attacks on the rights of minorities are not just distractions designed to change the headlines, they're also distractions for orgs that focus on social justice and provide legal assistance. Resources are being pulled away from assistance for individuals and more end up in jail

01.09.2025 02:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That reminds me, need to get the box of "pumpkin decor" from the garage

31.08.2025 13:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A cropped picture of a TV banner saying Dutch Grand Prix

A cropped picture of a TV banner saying Dutch Grand Prix

Let's go!!! #F1

31.08.2025 12:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You know, this is sound advice. Just single again, so might use this as a measure when meeting people (slowly)

31.08.2025 11:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Fancy Winnie the Pooh meme with regular Pooh wearing a red insane people cap with the word Defense next to it and fancy Pooh having an insane people flag and a nice people flag on his jacket and the word Defence next to it

Fancy Winnie the Pooh meme with regular Pooh wearing a red insane people cap with the word Defense next to it and fancy Pooh having an insane people flag and a nice people flag on his jacket and the word Defence next to it

How British/Commonwealth of you...

31.08.2025 11:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
SpongeBob yells girls love broccoli

SpongeBob yells girls love broccoli

30.08.2025 00:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

People are saying

30.08.2025 00:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Did you catch an astronaut or something

29.08.2025 21:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Today I woke up as a single man again. Divorce #2 in the books. This one was a rollercoaster and maybe lost myself a little bit and but will find me again. Time to love myself for a while (I'll try lol). I have no regrets though. Will look back and remember the good parts. What's next? Unwritten

27.08.2025 10:37 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good morning πŸ‘‹

27.08.2025 09:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There's nuances to what facts are. It depends on what field you are coming from. Philosophy vs science vs journalism all have different views on this.

When you say "planets don't exist, it's a term we made up to classify things" implies to me that facts are relative.

I'm just yapping...

26.08.2025 11:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pluto is a planet

26.08.2025 11:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

An educated guess is a theory and a facts are observations but still provisional? So facts are relative

26.08.2025 10:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I get what you're saying, but your scientist followers might say "uhm akshually ☝️"

26.08.2025 10:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You mean the taint?

24.08.2025 01:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Long time I felt this good about our 3rd QB

24.08.2025 01:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I read that in the UK, which has age verification for social media, they are considering adding age verification requirements for VPN...so there's that

22.08.2025 23:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A collection of LEGOs

A collection of LEGOs

🫑

18.08.2025 02:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Miami herald News headline that says:
BROWARD COUNTY

Man dies after being
shot at by Broward
deputy who came to
help him: BSO

The Broward Sheriff's Office said
the man attacked the deputy
when they tried to help him,
which led to them firing their
weapon.

Miami herald News headline that says: BROWARD COUNTY Man dies after being shot at by Broward deputy who came to help him: BSO The Broward Sheriff's Office said the man attacked the deputy when they tried to help him, which led to them firing their weapon.

Have they tried not sending a cop with a gun to "help"? I don't know, could work? (It works)

17.08.2025 10:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0