men hate to see a woman happy (my boyfriend isn’t getting me a cute drink) (i didn’t ask him to)
09.02.2026 22:16
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men hate to see a woman happy (my boyfriend isn’t getting me a cute drink) (i didn’t ask him to)
all my gold for one sparkly beverage
my riches for a cute little energy drink
a warehouse is just a neo-loft
why did i just find half a squirrel on my doorstep? are the raccoons trying to send me a message?
anything can be breakfast if you put a fried egg on it
if i don’t work from home where will my tiny little cat rest her tiny little paws all day
sorry, what were you saying? i couldn’t hear you over my snoopy jazz playlist
okay but what if i got this for my cat
anyone who’s cried over a school deadline that’s familia
what do you MEAN i’m getting older
what do you mean time keeps passing
saw a muppet at work the other day
once i spent a week surviving only on hotdogs heated up in a toaster oven
sportacus holding a carrot
i ate one vegetable today