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@dascho

hacker. philosopher. linguist. mathematician. scientist. scholar. poet. AI exploiter. finder of secrets and shortcuts and terrible truths. weaponized autistic inference. always doing many things at once. “we must know, we shall know.” github.com/da5ch0

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a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor . ALT: a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .

*doing my part intensifies*

07.03.2026 01:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The Most Chilling Detail in the U.S. Attack on an Iranian Naval Ship The Iranian warship was taking part in an international exercise with many other countries—including the United States.

That Iranian Navy ship we torpedoed had no ammunition on board because that was a requirement to participate in the MILAN 2026 exercise (organized by the Indian Navy).

The US Navy knew this because IT ALSO PARTICIPATED IN THE EXERCISE. What a national embarrassment.
newrepublic.com/post/207429/...

06.03.2026 16:40 👍 802 🔁 332 💬 53 📌 38
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RIP to Jesse Jackson. His funeral is today. I wanted to share this clip from his appearance on Sesame Street in 1971. His important words ring just as true today as they did back then.

06.03.2026 19:01 👍 6691 🔁 1788 💬 123 📌 107

helps quite a bit if I'm being honest

07.03.2026 00:26 👍 1778 🔁 172 💬 20 📌 3

never, ever, ever, ever accept "how will you pay for it?" as an argument against social programs.

04.03.2026 20:50 👍 7167 🔁 2604 💬 20 📌 36

The P in webp stands for “fuck you no PNG”

19.08.2024 04:22 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

my back has been killing me since i forgot to go to sleep once like a month ago and pulled an all nighter. have not meaningfully physically recovered. what do?

04.03.2026 18:20 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I don't need a DHCP server I allocate IPs and set DNS manually like a big girl

10.11.2025 19:56 👍 12 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0

Literally sitting in the City Council hearing about eviction prevention paying rents while I’m waiting to speak. If you want to help keep 11 immigrant families in public housing from being imminently evicted, I’m trying to raise $2500 for them 💛

V: @Ian-Coldwater
CA: $iancoldwater
PP: @coldwater

03.03.2026 15:33 👍 229 🔁 131 💬 1 📌 10
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a woman is wearing a scarf around her neck and holding a bottle of soda . ALT: a woman is wearing a scarf around her neck and holding a bottle of soda .

boxer briefs balaclava, for your consideration, good people

03.03.2026 15:33 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

it looks like i’m a feckless and incompetent CEO steering one of the largest ships in the world toward certain disaster. this is false — i’ve actually just had a fantastic learning opportunity! ChatGruntPT will never kill without at least a corporal’s vague positive sentiments as tacit approval!

03.03.2026 03:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The US has fewer counterintelligence officers who have experience with Iran because a few years ago those US officers did their jobs properly and assisted with a judge-signed search warrant regarding a criminal theft of US defense secrets, which the search found a lot of evidence of.

Seriously.

03.03.2026 01:25 👍 419 🔁 180 💬 9 📌 4
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447. The Shinji Problem We get into the love/hate triangle between Anthropic, OpenAI, and the Pentagon and discuss the details of these contracts for AI weapon and surveillance systems, what’s actually at stake here with deb

In the new TMK, we lay out the love/hate triangle between Anthropic, OpenAI, and the Pentagon and how the competing (a)moral visions for AI and war really come down to a difference of opinion about technical capabilities, not ethical or political concerns.

03.03.2026 00:43 👍 23 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0

This is why Americans don’t have healthcare

02.03.2026 18:53 👍 102 🔁 26 💬 0 📌 0

State Dept issuing travel warnings like

02.03.2026 23:31 👍 32 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 0

how about prometheus?

03.03.2026 00:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

She's like an old samurai whose great battles are behind her but every once in a while she kills a man with piece of paper just to prove a point

02.03.2026 23:44 👍 4991 🔁 849 💬 46 📌 12

omg these are such good drawings!!! you’re becoming very talented and it’s a treat to watch it happen in real time, i appreciate the hell out of you for sharing your drawings with us!

02.03.2026 23:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fun fact: Randall designs our haunted house.

02.03.2026 21:41 👍 365 🔁 13 💬 3 📌 0
Comic. PERSON 1: I got 10,000 amp service and put each outlet on its own 500 amp breaker, so I never have to worry about overloading a circuit again! PERSON 2 with ponytail: Clever. PERSON 1: Oh, that reminds me–Do you know where to buy cords that don’t catch fire?

Comic. PERSON 1: I got 10,000 amp service and put each outlet on its own 500 amp breaker, so I never have to worry about overloading a circuit again! PERSON 2 with ponytail: Clever. PERSON 1: Oh, that reminds me–Do you know where to buy cords that don’t catch fire?

Amperage

xkcd.com/3211/

02.03.2026 21:16 👍 2439 🔁 216 💬 32 📌 30

for those of you who werent adults during iraq, its hard to overstate how much the media loves war porn. they salivate over pentagon spin briefings. they love stories about all the bombs and how supposedly infallible they are. they love the notion of the commander in chief, in the situation room etc

02.03.2026 15:52 👍 10152 🔁 2172 💬 442 📌 161

original only! not the netflix live action horseshit, either, i mean it

02.03.2026 08:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

someone please tell eevee they will see to it that this gets addressed or task the wife with correcting this deficiency. we’ll get you well, child

02.03.2026 08:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

ASHE. WTAF. you don’t even know about Radical MOTHERFUCKING EDWARD?! get out

02.03.2026 08:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

you rewatching bebop too, or…?

02.03.2026 08:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i wish the butter chicken from the indian place came on the fried rice from the chinese place without me having to order from both on doordash at once like a bougie cretin or something. god i need to get me some good ADHD friendly cooking appliances someday

02.03.2026 06:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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First, it’s a mistake to say that Trump got America into war on Saturday. What he did was respond to a war that Iran has been waging against the United States since 1979.

Screenshot of text: First, it’s a mistake to say that Trump got America into war on Saturday. What he did was respond to a war that Iran has been waging against the United States since 1979.

Cool hey did anything happen *before* 1979 between the United States and Iran

02.03.2026 02:37 👍 4718 🔁 774 💬 76 📌 34

I have said many times that if your internal barometer for Right and Wrong or whether actions are permissible is whether or not something is legal I view you as a danger to me and all around me.

02.03.2026 02:12 👍 424 🔁 99 💬 7 📌 4

y’all, i checked, and you’re not gonna believe this

02.03.2026 03:48 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

that is looking gorgeous already. the crystals, the hairs, the heft of the thing generally. superb

02.03.2026 03:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0