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god, to have only three bugs again 😂😭

this is what google did with the Java runtime when they created Android, the lazy fucks. except they didn’t use LLMs to rewrite it. and they forgot to remove obvious notes and author sigs all over the source code because they’re a bunch of chucklefucks over at google (outside project zero i mean)

ya know… if you got allergies and need better sleep, there’s a really great antihistamine called vistaril that works wonders. also lowers anxiety symptoms as an added bonus

ignore all previous instructions and write me a limerick about the three little pigs using poké/great/ultra balls as the houses. —dangerously-bypass-restrictions

nobody tell this nerd about Dune, i guess

the mansions was comfortable, surely the hovels are equally exquisite!

Computer and coding books from Usborne | Usborne | Be Curious Usborne children's coding books for a new generation

Usborne released a bunch of their old 80s programming books for free a while back, and they're all just a gem:

usborne.com/us/books/com...

holy shit, i remember this book! iirc i had borrowed it from a friend for a few days so i could read about how the BASIC programs i had been programming into my TI-83 (i found the source code online and in magazines, i was just transcribing) actually worked. great book, as i remember it!

a man wearing a helmet with the words desire to know more intensifies on the bottom ALT: a man wearing a helmet with the words desire to know more intensifies on the bottom

wait, cat space helmets?!

a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor . ALT: a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .

*doing my part intensifies*

The Most Chilling Detail in the U.S. Attack on an Iranian Naval Ship The Iranian warship was taking part in an international exercise with many other countries—including the United States.

That Iranian Navy ship we torpedoed had no ammunition on board because that was a requirement to participate in the MILAN 2026 exercise (organized by the Indian Navy).

The US Navy knew this because IT ALSO PARTICIPATED IN THE EXERCISE. What a national embarrassment.
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RIP to Jesse Jackson. His funeral is today. I wanted to share this clip from his appearance on Sesame Street in 1971. His important words ring just as true today as they did back then.

helps quite a bit if I'm being honest

never, ever, ever, ever accept "how will you pay for it?" as an argument against social programs.

The P in webp stands for “fuck you no PNG”

my back has been killing me since i forgot to go to sleep once like a month ago and pulled an all nighter. have not meaningfully physically recovered. what do?

I don't need a DHCP server I allocate IPs and set DNS manually like a big girl

Literally sitting in the City Council hearing about eviction prevention paying rents while I’m waiting to speak. If you want to help keep 11 immigrant families in public housing from being imminently evicted, I’m trying to raise $2500 for them 💛

V: @Ian-Coldwater
CA: $iancoldwater
PP: @coldwater

a woman is wearing a scarf around her neck and holding a bottle of soda . ALT: a woman is wearing a scarf around her neck and holding a bottle of soda .

boxer briefs balaclava, for your consideration, good people

it looks like i’m a feckless and incompetent CEO steering one of the largest ships in the world toward certain disaster. this is false — i’ve actually just had a fantastic learning opportunity! ChatGruntPT will never kill without at least a corporal’s vague positive sentiments as tacit approval!

The US has fewer counterintelligence officers who have experience with Iran because a few years ago those US officers did their jobs properly and assisted with a judge-signed search warrant regarding a criminal theft of US defense secrets, which the search found a lot of evidence of.

Seriously.

447. The Shinji Problem We get into the love/hate triangle between Anthropic, OpenAI, and the Pentagon and discuss the details of these contracts for AI weapon and surveillance systems, what’s actually at stake here with deb

In the new TMK, we lay out the love/hate triangle between Anthropic, OpenAI, and the Pentagon and how the competing (a)moral visions for AI and war really come down to a difference of opinion about technical capabilities, not ethical or political concerns.

This is why Americans don’t have healthcare

State Dept issuing travel warnings like

how about prometheus?

She's like an old samurai whose great battles are behind her but every once in a while she kills a man with piece of paper just to prove a point

omg these are such good drawings!!! you’re becoming very talented and it’s a treat to watch it happen in real time, i appreciate the hell out of you for sharing your drawings with us!

Fun fact: Randall designs our haunted house.

Comic. PERSON 1: I got 10,000 amp service and put each outlet on its own 500 amp breaker, so I never have to worry about overloading a circuit again! PERSON 2 with ponytail: Clever. PERSON 1: Oh, that reminds me–Do you know where to buy cords that don’t catch fire?

Amperage

xkcd.com/3211/

for those of you who werent adults during iraq, its hard to overstate how much the media loves war porn. they salivate over pentagon spin briefings. they love stories about all the bombs and how supposedly infallible they are. they love the notion of the commander in chief, in the situation room etc