I mean Hannah Montana was such a huge scam how could you not think that?
12.03.2026 20:35
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I mean Hannah Montana was such a huge scam how could you not think that?
I’m just pro “someone else driving me”
Only one way to find out 😘
STOP 🛑
THIS IS A PIT-PASS THREAD.
Add yours before moving forward.
I don’t wanna work today
Yes, puppy?
The last thing you see before you get trampled…
Looking for a gym buddy?
Congratulations or my condolences, whichever is appropriate.
“Hey Bruin - just checking in. How was your meeting yesterday with (c*nt from previous post)?
*yawn*
Fuck that job - let’s stay in bed.
BOGO for Bruin duh
You cant have gained so much weight that your poncho doesn’t fit, bb
Take it!
Wow nacho won’t give me a burrito. How rood.
Also why would you get a burrito from a place that literally has taco in the name?
Seems counterproductive.
Who wants to play hockey?
I want a burrito :(
Hey now some of us don’t have husbands to poison! It’s homophobic
Excuse you - I was on the phone with my boss and shit talking on Bluesky. Wait your turn. 😘
There’s this one c*nt at my job I cannot stand interacting with bc she has to always to be right and have the last word. Today she shared that prior to this her other jobs had been as a choreographer/company leader for ballet troupes in Europe and her whole personality immediately made sense to me.
As someone who managed a grocery store for many years, I can confirm that this is accurate for males, but not females.
Like a full-on porcupine
I fixed an issue* with my car so I’m feeling butch AF today!
*I accidentally kicked the headlight switch into on position and didn’t realize this until after finishing my last errand and moved the switch back to auto after three google attempts to figure out why my car was yelling at me 😅
Hi I’m Bruin
So he was any man, understood 😘
Huff 🥵
My face: My personality:
