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Jack Nicholson proves age hasnt dulled his sense of humor by throwing a stun grenade into a crowd of his fans

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春が来るよ〜🌸

fruit stand

Black and white photo of a longhaired black tuxedo cat, sitting up and looking at the camera, wearing a collar and leash.

An elegant vintage tuxedo. Photo from my collection, 1970.

A windows dialog: the window title reads “Bunny” and the contents is a yellow triangle with a black exclamation mark with an image of a grey small bunny next to it. The available buttons below are “Ok” and “Exit”

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A cat under a sheet of transparent plastic. Don't let your kitty do this unsupervised.

The mackerel body erased its presence
I am not here, not here, I chanted
The more I repeated those words,
the more I felt myself drawing closer to transparency.

📸 kokonananya

かっこいいね！ナゴム
#pallascat #manul #cat #gatto #マヌルネコ

A black and white cat with two brushes on his head

A black and white cat enjoying a head massage with two brushes, eyes closed

A black and white cat getting his face squished by two brushes

A black and white cat receiving a head massage with two brushes from above

Uni is enjoying his head massage :3

Watercolour painting of different coloured cats playing around an antique copper teapot, surrounded by flowers blooming in gradients of yellow, orange and pink

Kittea party 🐈‍⬛️🫖🐈

From above…

OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time

Cropped screenshot of a Bluesky profile in Firefox Mobile, showing a blue dot on the "verified URL" icon (which I did try to clear), a blue dot on the Kebab Menu for settings because I have downloaded a picture and the other 20 notifications each time aren't enough and Bluesky also has a notification for their Go Live feature which isn't enough to look at, you have to click through to open it before it counts it viewed.

It is 2026. Every UI element has a blue dot on it, no matter how much you click on it.

The following Post was removed: If the Wendy's twitter account ever gave me sass I would go to the nearest Wendy's location and shoot a cashier Your post was classified as a Serious Violation, adding 4 strikes to your account. You now have 4 total strikes.

Four strikes is not that many

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delete it.... show them who's boss

recolored and hastily edited windows 11 background. it says windows 13 and it's green

Windows 13 rumored to "suck your dick clean off", per sources close to Microsoft.

🦊🐇🎀

Wang Shishen 汪士慎 (1686-1759), October 1728:

每餐先备买鱼钱，曾记携归小似拳，
一自爪牙动黠鼠，傍人安稳卧青氊。

I set money aside for fish before each meal.
She used to be no bigger than my hand --
Now with claw and tooth she routs the crafty rat,
And drowses by her humans on her mat.

snowman statue, angle 1, margaret street, north st. paul, minnesota, 1984

snowman statue, angle 1, margaret street, north st. paul, minnesota, 1984

my cool horror mod. it’s like squidward’s suicide but for gamers

あくびをすると鼻が曲がる。がんぼるぞい。

translation:
When I yawn, my nose curls.