He went there.
Despite the warning, he went there.
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He went there.
Despite the warning, he went there.
I'd like to place on record that I thought Morrissey was a cunt long before it was fashionable.
He who would pun would pick a pocket, and then get repeatedly stabbed in the face.
Repeatedly.
You know you're old when....
You need to shave your knuckles to achieve the same effect.
Teams meeting.
A vacancy has suddenly become available in your Bretwalda's ever victorious Fyrd.
Apply, in writing, or not, to the Earl Marshall.
Care of The Mead Hall.
Today's to-do list.
Burn Wessex to the ground.
Subjugate the pesky Welsh.
Slaughter the Danes.
Drink wine.
Tomorrow's to-do list.
Burn Wessex to the ground.
Subjugate the pesky Welsh.
Slaughter the Danes.
Is there?
Yes.
And?
Define 'normal'.
If only some fucker had mentioned this to Captain Oats.
Now?
Not entirely true.
Some of them taste like pork.
Are, not only....
No.
If you went around saying you were the Bretwalda, the Earl Marshall would kill you.
That's how feudalism works.
Tbc. Wülferhampton remains a safe space for crustaceans irrespective of their sexual orientation or gender identity
Is that a moped or something?
Again, why?
The best thing, the very best thing, about retirement is that I can have a lie in any time* I want.
*Terms, conditions, and M'Lady B apply.
Why?
Picked up this piece of tat on my last trip to Wales.
Probably worth fuck all but Antiques Roadshow is visiting the Mead Hall next week, so, fingers crossed.
Are we in Glasgow?
The Rookie.
Episode 539, 763, 598, 432, 716.
Part 4.
Nathan Fillion finds himself in an unnamed northern English town fighting off goblins who want to prevent Granville from being declared the 'Once and Future King'.
Guest Starring Ronnie Corbett.
Pretty much any episode of Open All Hours.
Like Birdcage, but with more violence.
