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safiya

@safi.baby

purveyor of fine markov processes. jaded academic turned corporate sellout. carlos sainz fanatic. suh-fee-yuh • she/they • horny on main https://sr.ht/~safi/

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she just nut in me and started paying abi

28.02.2026 23:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Blurry code background with white box and black text that reads “looking for ui/ux designers to help w a mobile app project budget is $1500 for v0 with option for follow on work and profit share particularly interested in queer design perspectives”

Blurry code background with white box and black text that reads “looking for ui/ux designers to help w a mobile app project budget is $1500 for v0 with option for follow on work and profit share particularly interested in queer design perspectives”

this might be a long shot but i’m looking for queer ui/ux designers to help with a mobile app project. have budget of C$1500

20.01.2026 15:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i don’t like writing code anymore is this a depression symptom

21.11.2025 05:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i want someone to take me on a soft pretzel date

16.10.2025 01:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
a silver laptop displaying a powerpoint slide with large “the oligarchs” text in the center and a sprawled out black cat with a white belly below the text

a silver laptop displaying a powerpoint slide with large “the oligarchs” text in the center and a sprawled out black cat with a white belly below the text

15.08.2025 17:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

tall girl in my bed who absolutely railed me last night do i ask for her number or what

09.08.2025 14:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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rip my beloved

27.07.2025 03:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a day without pirate software news feels so empty

23.07.2025 21:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

my airpods max ear cups have so much makeup on them wtf

17.07.2025 23:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

using my exhaust rumble as a vibrator

17.07.2025 19:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i need a hot best friend to fall in love with unrequitedly

16.07.2025 23:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

god. im fucking gay. im fucking lesbian as shit

12.07.2025 23:44 👍 54 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

it’s me, i’m big gay

01.07.2025 23:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

big gay is coming for your job

01.07.2025 23:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

HE DESERVED SO MUCH MORE

08.06.2025 14:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

DANI 😭

08.06.2025 04:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

yeesh every subsequent word got worse

07.06.2025 02:59 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

fiNally got my black togo w silver hardware birkin 😭

06.06.2025 00:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i’m a considerate bitch

03.06.2025 11:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

waking up at 5am to use my vibrator so i don’t bother my roommate >>>>

03.06.2025 11:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

but why 😭

04.05.2025 22:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

carlos is out 😭

02.05.2025 21:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Max gets out the way.”

Only fucking Crofty (and Michael Masi, I guess) would say that Verstappen is getting out of the way, as he quite literally holds sits on the racing line in a breaking zone.

Fucking apologists.

#F1 #MiamiGP

02.05.2025 20:47 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

carbono SLAYING in SQ1 🥰

02.05.2025 20:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“i’m pretending to do something so you don’t hate me for not doing anything”

28.04.2025 18:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i buy new clothes instead of doing laundry

26.04.2025 01:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

so fernando then

19.04.2025 17:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

carlos

19.04.2025 17:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

dividend disbursement day woohoo 🎉

17.04.2025 16:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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