many many regrettable things about this timeline but v lucky to be around to see my husband shohei ohtani play baseball!!!
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many many regrettable things about this timeline but v lucky to be around to see my husband shohei ohtani play baseball!!!
going to cat power tonight—hoping maybe I can get electrocuted by the amp and sent back to 2003 to fix the timeline
I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to
ugh I didn’t realize it was going to be out of commission that long!!
more like NO!!!!easter am I right hahah *sobbing*
huge win for alt girls everywhere
watching the sopranos thinking "I am also my therapist's favorite patient"
my son also enjoys a variation on this game: are they all still touching the butt
Huge announcement: Girl Scouts on our trans girl scout cookies list have sold 250,000!!!!!! Boxes of girl scout cookies, a record for EITM's trans girl scout cookie drive.
Some have only sold 20 boxes though. I put those at the top of the list.
Lets close out this season and make their day! :)
sad bus guy happy bus guy meme where the sad guy says “I’m gonna practice my banjo” and the happy guy says “I’m gonna practice my ukulele”
it’s just a fun instrument to play and the skill floor is very low compared to, e.g., the banjo
implementing UBU: universal basic ukulele for everyone, a thing you can just learn songs on really easily and play them for no one/your cats/your toddler/etc to generate some free seratonin
i need a report on the guy whose acoustic guitar set is currently getting picked up by the peacock live feed/ambient shot of cortina
“on the internet since 1994” same tom’s trains dot com, same
i am always delighted to receive tal's newsletter and this week was no exception
and everyone in line is wearing the same outfit!!!!!!!! overrun by pod people
*eyes roll back in head* add a pop of whimsy to your front yard or
“the space catapult would be called a mass driver, and would be part of an imagined facility” bro can you hear yourself??? the dinosaur had blue spots and waved out the window
New York Times might as well start credulously reporting what my friend’s three-year-old saw out the bus window today! “A dinosaur??? Driving???? With a hat on??? put it on A1”
*doing math* excited to be the first 70-year-old olympic medalist
it's not too late for us!!!
it has just occurred to me that "quad god" is about the jump and not his thighs lol por que no los dos I guess
*cheering* cubone!!!!
winter olympics really takes the “one normal person should demonstrate the sport” to a different level
if i spent 5000m hunched over like that I would have to go to the hospital
olympics also proving I don’t know how old I am/anyone is anymore like
me: oh she’s my age
announcer: she’s 23
me: …. yeah that’s what I said
many enviable butts and quads in winter sports
Toad's list reads: A List of Things to Do Today: Wake Up (crossed out), Eat Breakfast, Get Dressed, Go to Frog's House, Talk Walk with Frog, Eat Lunch, Take Nap, Play Games with Frog, Eat Supper, Go to Sleep. From "A List" In *Frog and Toad Together*
“There,” said Toad. “Now my day is all written down.”
petition to let all of us [redacted]
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