Welp. Gonna have to print this damn MS out because I cannot for the life of me nail down the timeline fuckery from a document merge.
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Welp. Gonna have to print this damn MS out because I cannot for the life of me nail down the timeline fuckery from a document merge.
Wow, Wonderman is dull.
To celebrate Altar getting published wide, here's a sale for you! $.99 for the weekend!
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Mostly how it sounds. I had a crystal radio kit my dad picked up at a garage sale. I thought I was smarter than the instructions, so I set it up, then cranked the oscillation wave until it was supersonic. Whoops.
Don't forget, he's a foaming at the mouth smoothbrain shitgibbon. This has all the hallmarks of the first time I tried to build a radio and accidentally killed all my fish with sonic waves.
Book ideas:
Geese: God’s Mercenaries
No One Expects the Spanish Inquisition: Surprisingly erotic moves for couples
Hey, That’s Not My Finger
21 Things You Can Make From A Corpse: Rainy-Day Activities
WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA: The Downfall of Fozzie Bear
So, You Want To Be A Sewage Taster
DUST OF THE DEAD Advance Review Copies are ready!
If you are a reviewer/blogger/booktuber/bookstagramer and would like and ARC, please let me know.
Sorry, having a Goodreads account doesn't cut it.
Genre: Heroic dark fantasy.
Release Date: Aug 3rd.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0GHT3P575
Werds!
You know, I actually like my doctor. Reception could use an attitude adjustment, however.
Ever look at something you've written, and have no memory of it? Worse, you're pretty sure it's better than most things you turn out?
It's like there's some sort of genius hiding in all the stupid.
Comforting, that.
Not terrifying at all.
DUST OF THE DEAD, is available for pre-order!
This book is a dream come true for me. I got to tell a story that's been haunting me for years, and got to wrap it in hand-painted cover art.
Acrylic painting by artist Tomasz Ryger
Release (ebook, paperback, audio): August 3rd.
Peace through obliteration. God, I hate this fuck with every fiber of my being.
Socks? Bah! A nutritional diet? Fuck no.
LEGO and video games? Fuck yeah.
I like spaghetti. Innards are too hard to eat with a fork. All slippery.
Every time I get invited to a podcast or panel:
me: hello, I am very professional
*briefcase pops open, spaghetti falls out*
me: err, hello
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Churned out two new book reviews this morning over in ye olde blog. Hadn't written any in quite some time and I have to say, it felt pretty good.
Anyway, if you want to check them out, hop on over to Out of This World SFF:
outofthisworldrev.blogspot.com?m=1
I nearly rammed a steak skewer into my ear.
As soon as my brain barfs out something worthy.
Piper graduated training classes today!
Shell’s watching Song Sung Blue, and it. Won’t. End.
You had me at Murderhobo.
Godsmack's Vampires riff on repeat. That is all.
COVER REVEAL!!
DUST OF THE DEAD is what I'd call Heroic Dark Fantasy.
The art is an acrylic painting by Adam Burke.
Release date: Aug 3rd.
The book is available for pre-order from your local Amazon.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0GHT3P575
my very silly goodreads giveaway graphic for Moonfall
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Don't save face... save YOUR face.
Nailed it.
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Love you all.
Me, trying to open the bag in a cereal box without tearing it, set to Mad World.
I feel like you have to be Fonzie cool to pull that off, and by using the phrase 'Fonzie cool', we've proved I'm not.
