07.03.2026 21:12
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Wow your swag levels are off the charts! We need to add a negative axis to see it.
All Republicans Are Bastards, not a great acronym
It was me MacReady! I was John Carpenter's The Thing (1982) the whole time!
"Texas resident" gotta side with the state department
Don't worry, the leftist kurds are just a meat-shield to absorb the brunt of reprisals while the cities rise up.
No joke, they are just a sacrifice
Maybe he just watched the Greatest Showman
elf femboy besieged by orcs
Oh hey, it's the exact facts I needed to prove my theory correct that more than half the people out there really understand what I'm saying.
Ike 1954 coup, guat civil war, us armed security forces genocide the Mayans
Why do you want liberals to cause a genocide in Guatemala?
Eisenhower overthrew Guatemala's Democratic govt, resulting in a genocide of Mayans
Why should I? They followed illegal orders.
soon militias will re-release their promo trailers without DMCA-violating music
Translations: I AM A RAT THAT LOVES TO DRINK THE BLOOD OF FOREIGN CHILDREN
my doctor prescribed me pre-crushed Adderall
PRETENDER-IN-CHIEF
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If I named myself Dort I'd pull the trigger too
would
I like my women the way I like my coffee: thrown at my face
my sleep paralysis demon is doing a really bad trump impression, this is a nightmare
🎶Now that it's over ill never be sober 🎶
I sing in reference to my efforts to develop auto brewery syndrome
My reaction to that information
Too late, I have already depicted you as the chud drill sergeant and myself as the Chad unbothered monkey
Look, little Timmy isn't good at sports so betting against him is his best chance at paying tuition
We need to replace the water in lakes and rivers with coke a cola
Just told my teary-eyed child that I have to keep drinking beers, I have to win the contest
